lend me your combNice.
Need to get my sub. restartd once I get moved after the end of the month.
Wait a minute....you mean we DON'T have Bin Laden hidden in a spider hole?
lend me your combIf you believe that The X-Files was a reality show, you might be a kook.
Well that covers a very significant portion of the U.S. population. I hope they recover soon.
When it comes to lefties, it's ALWAYS some one else's fault. ALWAYS.
I can pick out a leftie in a crowd just by listening to them talk - about anything. It's all negative, all the time. They've got to be the most miserable people on earth.
The whole world evolves around them, and they think the world should make their lives better because they're the center of the universe.
I don't know whether to pity them, or laugh at them. Either way, I can't listen to them for very long before I have to just walk away.
This is good. Think I'll try some of these on lefty associates.
George Bush is about to clamp down on illegal immigration.
John Ashcroft values your privacy.
There was a connection between 9/11 and Saddam Hussein.
The Bush State Department sees blowing up Israelis the same as blowing up Americans.
The Patriot Act won't be abused whenever it is convenient to do so.
Increased funding for NEH and CPB are part of limiting growth of government.
The antimissile shield will ever be used.
Iraqis have an appreciation for and aptitude towards democracy.
American support of dictatorships during the Cold War was a good thing, but Saddam had to go because of 9/11.
When all branches of government are Republican, they will roll back environmental overkill regulations.
"Invaded" must be in quotation marks when referring to Iraq.
If we kill enough terrorists, the Arabs will stop making new ones.
Bush didn't invade Iraq because Saddam tried to kill his Daddy.
Same-sex marriage is a threat to straight society.
It is not necessary to pay Iraqis to guard the oil pipelines.
Boycotting every company that offends any of your particular peeves is somehow more noble than dumping your friends who do the same
Atheists are automatically liberal scum.
Martha Mitchell was heroic for speaking her mind, but Teresa Heinz Kerry is nuts for speaking her mind.
The right has all the answers.
Ping! I know it's not my original material, but some of you don't subscribe to this letter. Nevertheless, here it is for you. Fun with liberals.
POVERTY causes terrorism.
More money will make public schools better.
Edwards and Kerry were right to explain during their respective debates that "Vice President Cheney's daughter is a lesbian" because Republicans are homophobic zealots who won't vote the President whose Vice President's daughter is gay.
I used to be 'chookter' until my ex started cyberstalking me...
Wow, that reads like most of the posts over on that other site.
Somehow, it's Boosh's fault.
Thank you .. I did NOT see these. As usual you provide some "good stuff"
Sometimes there are two sides on the same coin. I am not a fan of the RICO laws or the Patriot Act. I concede the importance of the PA in catching terrorists and preventing future terrorist attacks. But not to recognize the abuse of power potential in the Patriot Act would be a mistake. I would add a corollary to the list: You may be a kook if you don't recognize the potential for government to use the Patriot Act as an invasion of our privacy and that it constitutes an unconstitutional abuse of power.
Thank YOU so much!
This is my two sisters and my SIL!
BTTT!!
You know you're a kook if.....
......you think "Buckhead" is really Karl Rove and he tricked Dan Rather with the forged memos!
Buckhead,
Congrats on the immortalization of being referenced in this month's "Limbaugh Letter."