lend me your comb
Posted on 10/14/2004 8:21:36 PM PDT by writer33
Nice.
Need to get my sub. restartd once I get moved after the end of the month.
Wait a minute....you mean we DON'T have Bin Laden hidden in a spider hole?
Yeah, I just went through two weeks of hell moving to Nevada. No computer or DirecTV for almost two weeks. It was terrible. But I survived and am back in force. Where you moving?
lend me your comb
Well, if this is the standard test, I'd say well over 40% of the country passes with flying colors.
If you believe that The X-Files was a reality show, you might be a kook.
Well that covers a very significant portion of the U.S. population. I hope they recover soon.
There's a hint of seriousness in it, and it makes you go I know someone who thinks that way.
When it comes to lefties, it's ALWAYS some one else's fault. ALWAYS.
I can pick out a leftie in a crowd just by listening to them talk - about anything. It's all negative, all the time. They've got to be the most miserable people on earth.
The whole world evolves around them, and they think the world should make their lives better because they're the center of the universe.
I don't know whether to pity them, or laugh at them. Either way, I can't listen to them for very long before I have to just walk away.
Hey. I haven't heard from you since my essay was posted on Limbaugh's website. How have you been?
"I don't know whether to pity them, or laugh at them."
You can do both. I was watching the Kerry rally on C-SPAN tonight. In fact, it just finished while I was typing this up. Anyway, Kerry leads into the rally with Twisted Sister's, "We're Not Gonna Take It." That was purely hilarious. My wife, however, was shaking her head and saying, "Oh, my God."
I pitied them the most when I looked up at the television and saw people walking out. You could see Theresa's face as the realization hit that this election is ending on them fast.
As a matter of fact, I just got back from the Reno, Nevada Bush rally today-16,000 strong-and people were completely energized when they left. He needs to just keep it up and the polls will turn in his favor. You got the feeling when you left that this election isn't as close as the polls indicate. So there's room for both pity and laughter when it comes to liberals.
Sheesh! Whatever HAPPENED to Ed "Kookie" Byrnes?
The MSM can spin, but the voters will do the deciding.
I watch what people do more than I listen to what they say. Actions always speak louder than words. Sometimes I turn the sound off on the TV and watch. Democrats aren't happy people right now.
This is good. Think I'll try some of these on lefty associates.
Amen.
George Bush is about to clamp down on illegal immigration.
John Ashcroft values your privacy.
There was a connection between 9/11 and Saddam Hussein.
The Bush State Department sees blowing up Israelis the same as blowing up Americans.
The Patriot Act won't be abused whenever it is convenient to do so.
Increased funding for NEH and CPB are part of limiting growth of government.
The antimissile shield will ever be used.
Iraqis have an appreciation for and aptitude towards democracy.
American support of dictatorships during the Cold War was a good thing, but Saddam had to go because of 9/11.
When all branches of government are Republican, they will roll back environmental overkill regulations.
"Invaded" must be in quotation marks when referring to Iraq.
If we kill enough terrorists, the Arabs will stop making new ones.
Bush didn't invade Iraq because Saddam tried to kill his Daddy.
Same-sex marriage is a threat to straight society.
It is not necessary to pay Iraqis to guard the oil pipelines.
Boycotting every company that offends any of your particular peeves is somehow more noble than dumping your friends who do the same
Atheists are automatically liberal scum.
Martha Mitchell was heroic for speaking her mind, but Teresa Heinz Kerry is nuts for speaking her mind.
The right has all the answers.
See post #10.
Ping! I know it's not my original material, but some of you don't subscribe to this letter. Nevertheless, here it is for you. Fun with liberals.
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