"John Kerry is a sphincter." (Jonah Goldberg)

National Review ^

[Lunatic Fringe]

I've always had two theories of this election. The first was the conventional wisdom: If Iraq and the economy were going well by Labor Day, Bush would be a shoo-in. But that's turned out to be not too reliable a rule of thumb, because the economy is neither bad nor good, politically speaking. As for Iraq, that's even more muddled. It certainly is true that Iraq is going poorly in many respects. But what the conventional wisdom — including me — failed to take into account is that Kerry could prove so untrustworthy that Bush could keep a double-digit advantage on foreign policy even though Bush's signature foreign-policy achievement is at best a work in progress.

My second theory involved an even more elemental fact. John Kerry is a sphincter.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Hey, nice pic of Kerry - really an amazing likeness!

[tang-soo]

Sphincter says 'what'!

[EdReform]

BTTT

[tx_eggman]

It's fine to leave the constituent aspects of world terrorism in a state of quantum indeterminacy if one is attempting to write a book or formulate a college seminar, but one needs to see beyond that when the issue is whether or not to drop bombs.

This sentence is so Kerry-like it made me dizzy. If this was intentional I'm am impressed.

[Recovering_Democrat]

My second theory involved an even more elemental fact. John Kerry is a sphincter.

Pretty accurate. Though I do believe Bush is a better President than Goldberg is giving him credit for.

[Nowhere Man]

I just knew it, John Kerry is a major league clymer!!!!!

[GaltMeister]

I rectum sore.

Rectum hell, damn near killed 'em!

[Fixit]

John Kerry - A Flip-Flop Fop.

Or maybe just

Flip-Fop