Posted on 10/14/2004 8:25:08 AM PDT by qam1
I hate basketball! The neverending season of November through June! Ughh!! NFL and SEC football fan!
The problem with that is it still would not do away with all the televison time-outs they would have to take for those who don't pay for the service.
I enjoy comparing baseball and football:
Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.
Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.
Baseball is played on a diamond, in a park.The baseball park!
Football is played on a gridiron, in a stadium, sometimes called Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.
Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life.
Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.
In football you wear a helmet.
In baseball you wear a cap.
Football is concerned with downs - what down is it?
Baseball is concerned with ups - who's up?
In football you receive a penalty.
In baseball you make an error.
In football the specialist comes in to kick.
In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.
Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late hitting and unnecessary roughness.
Baseball has the sacrifice.
Football is played in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...
In baseball, if it rains, we don't go out to play.
Baseball has the seventh inning stretch.
Football has the two minute warning.
Baseball has no time limit: we don't know when it's gonna end - might have extra innings.
Football is rigidly timed, and it will end even if we've got to go to sudden death.
In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling; emotions may run high or low, but there's not too much unpleasantness.
In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being.
And finally, the objectives of the two games are completely different:
In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!
Baseball is the perfect sport for summer. Try playing football in the heat.
Football is the perfect democrat sport. Its absurdly legalistic and the rules are consistently being re-interpreted.
But that aside, a minimum $50 ticket and $25 dollar parking keep me from the seeing the Redskins. Ill rather pay $10 and put my feet up on the dugout on a warm summer night at the Frederick Keys.
They do it so quickly though.
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Hockey for me, followed by Motorcycle Racing (AMA or MotoGP) and college basketball.
Football is ok in small doses, but despite playing the game in High School, I find it completely boring to watch.
Baseball is someplace above staring at the ceiling, but not by much.
College football is top dog with me.
>>Speaking of which, what is the latest on the impending NHL strike/lockout? (sorry, haven't been following this one)
Both sides are firmly entrenched. The owners have locked out the players and seem only willing to settle for a salary cap. The players are against a salary cap.
I'm watching College Hockey in the meantime till these two groups of children decide to grow up.
Baseball is a sport? I thought it was religion.
I actually told my wife before me married that she would have to convert or the wedding wasn't going to happen. She came from a family of (shudder) Red Sox fans.
Go back to the late 80's when we had the big football players strike. The league dug in it's heels, and basically said a salary cap was going to be implemented. That's why the NFL is now more popular than any of the other sports. It's a more 'Darwinian' system, and no player is going to make an exorbitant amount of money since there have to be other players on the team. It's by no means perfect, but IMO, a big factor as to why football has taken over other sports in popularity.
I actually follow both sports (Football with the Raiders and Baseball with the Giants) very closely. No point in arguing about it I guess. The NBA, on the other hand, could go far far away and don't come back as far as I'm concerned.
Easy to understand; baseball is extremely boring. 2nd only to golf.
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