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CERLA ROVE COMMING UP ON FOX W/ Gretta Van Susteren
Crushelits ^ | October 14, 2004 | Crushelits

Posted on 10/13/2004 9:21:30 PM PDT by crushelits

CERLA ROVE COMMING UP ON FOX


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: carlrove
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1 posted on 10/13/2004 9:21:30 PM PDT by crushelits
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To: crushelits

???


2 posted on 10/13/2004 9:22:14 PM PDT by OHelix
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To: crushelits

That's weird. Karl Rove's wife's name is very similar to his.


3 posted on 10/13/2004 9:22:30 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
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To: crushelits

And she looks just like him.


4 posted on 10/13/2004 9:22:48 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
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To: crushelits

Same voice and everything.


5 posted on 10/13/2004 9:23:00 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
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To: crushelits

Well, maybe not everything.


6 posted on 10/13/2004 9:23:12 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
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To: Texas Eagle

heheh


7 posted on 10/13/2004 9:23:18 PM PDT by Rex Anderson
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To: crushelits

Greta: "Mr. Rove, is John Kerry's assertion true, that you know who is behind the murder of Laci Peterson?"


8 posted on 10/13/2004 9:24:48 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Texas Eagle

LOL


9 posted on 10/13/2004 9:26:38 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Paul Atreides
The young Prince George enters the arena with an aire of confidence and courage shining in his steely deep blue eyes. He faces the two headed fire breathing Dragon that is consuming and destroying everything in it’s path.

The people have been oppressed by this dragon for years and are yearning for freedom from their taxing shackles. The people who can see have named the two heads, one is Socialism who smiles as it applies the chains, the other is Media who magnifies the smile while blinding the people. Prince George is ready to do battle with this fire breathing demon but he has no armor or lance? He only carries the Shield of Faith and the Sword of Truth to battle this evil demon. The Dragon laughs at this small little boy knowing he has destroyed thousands of men with armies of weapons, how can this silly boy hurt a mighty Dragon?

Media breathes a torrent of fire at the Prince, “how can you give healthcare to everyone with prices rising beyond their ability to pay?”

Socialism breaths fire saying, “we can give everyone free healthcare throughout the kingdom, covering the poor, the widows and the children.”

His bronze shield glows white as he deflects the torrent. He swings his sword as he speaks, “you want to enslave the people. You will take away their Freedom and make them slaves to your healthcare plans and schemes while taking away their remaining Freedoms as you make them completely enslaved to you!”

Media breaths back, “healthcare is a right, don’t you care about the poor?”

The young boy swings the blade of Truth, “Of course I care about the poor, Freedom and the free market will provide the care. Healthcare is being destroyed by your trolls who are killing doctors and rampaging hospitals. If we can free the Doctors they can provide the care.”

Flames pour from media’s mouth, “how can you say you are compassionate if you will not allow science to cure diseases from embryos?

Socialism sends a second blow, “I can make the lame walk and blind see when we worship and sacrifice to our god Science for cures.”

The Prince’s Shield is glowing red as he swings his ever sharpened sword, “would you kill your youngest son to save your oldest? These questions are not easily answered, but you must protect life, that means all life not just the lives you deem worthy.”

“But what about energy”, screams media?

His Sword flashes, “you have closed down the producers of energy. You have blocked every attempt we have made to make sure we have adequate production of our own energy. You have enslaved the people to your suppliers of oil, when we could have opened our own supplies. Now we are at their and your mercy thanks to your oppressive rule.’ The battle goes on and on about the conditions in the Kingdom and outside the kingdom. The Two Headed Dragon knows it is in a final battle and with a mighty swing the Prince chops of the head of Socialism with the sword of Truth. With that, the mortally wounded Dragon flies off to never be seen again.

The people come out of their houses cheering and removed their blinders and shackles to hail the brave Prince. Free from the Dragon’s repression the kingdom grows and prospers beyond their wildest dreams as Faith and Truth provide the people their paths.

Pray for W and Our Troops

10 posted on 10/13/2004 9:27:03 PM PDT by bray (Hey Dingbat, how do you say Tax-Evasion in Portugese???)
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To: crushelits
What does she look like?

When he was a graduate student he and his bride (since divorced I heard) showed up for a fund raiser luncheon expecting tickets at the "will call" table. I had a couple chairs added to my tsble. She was real shy and quiet.

11 posted on 10/13/2004 9:28:39 PM PDT by bayourod (Kerry's lower 'n whale sh*t for suggesting people should vote for him cause of Cheny's daughter.)
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To: crushelits

Must be Karl's evil twin.


12 posted on 10/13/2004 9:29:04 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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That how you spell his name when someone hit you with a beeber set to stune.
13 posted on 10/13/2004 9:31:13 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult ("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
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To: crushelits
The Yoda of the Bush Cheney Campaign


14 posted on 10/13/2004 9:34:34 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Texas Eagle
That's weird. Karl Rove's wife's name is very similar to his.

Yes, but "Cerla" is a much prettier name.

15 posted on 10/13/2004 9:35:41 PM PDT by Jorge
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SORRY FOR THE TYPO.


16 posted on 10/13/2004 9:36:30 PM PDT by crushelits
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To: crushelits
LOL.

There. Was that so hard?

17 posted on 10/13/2004 9:39:49 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
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To: Jorge
Yes, but "Cerla" is a much prettier name.

I once had a Cerla mattress. Too bumpy.

18 posted on 10/13/2004 9:40:29 PM PDT by ClintonBeGone (Take the first step in the war on terror - defeat John Kerry)
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To: crushelits

Who is Cerla Rove????


19 posted on 10/13/2004 9:41:29 PM PDT by sissyjane (Silk pajamas for dress up, and flannel for everyday-perfect Freeper wardrobe!!)
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To: crushelits
Time for Karl to earn his genius label again.

The MSM and many of the pollsters are saying the race is over, but this is when Rove and W are typically at their very best.

20 posted on 10/13/2004 9:41:54 PM PDT by comebacknewt
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