Posted on 10/13/2004 9:21:30 PM PDT by crushelits
CERLA ROVE COMMING UP ON FOX
???
That's weird. Karl Rove's wife's name is very similar to his.
And she looks just like him.
Same voice and everything.
Well, maybe not everything.
heheh
Greta: "Mr. Rove, is John Kerry's assertion true, that you know who is behind the murder of Laci Peterson?"
LOL
The people have been oppressed by this dragon for years and are yearning for freedom from their taxing shackles. The people who can see have named the two heads, one is Socialism who smiles as it applies the chains, the other is Media who magnifies the smile while blinding the people. Prince George is ready to do battle with this fire breathing demon but he has no armor or lance? He only carries the Shield of Faith and the Sword of Truth to battle this evil demon. The Dragon laughs at this small little boy knowing he has destroyed thousands of men with armies of weapons, how can this silly boy hurt a mighty Dragon?
Media breathes a torrent of fire at the Prince, “how can you give healthcare to everyone with prices rising beyond their ability to pay?”
Socialism breaths fire saying, “we can give everyone free healthcare throughout the kingdom, covering the poor, the widows and the children.”
His bronze shield glows white as he deflects the torrent. He swings his sword as he speaks, “you want to enslave the people. You will take away their Freedom and make them slaves to your healthcare plans and schemes while taking away their remaining Freedoms as you make them completely enslaved to you!”
Media breaths back, “healthcare is a right, don’t you care about the poor?”
The young boy swings the blade of Truth, “Of course I care about the poor, Freedom and the free market will provide the care. Healthcare is being destroyed by your trolls who are killing doctors and rampaging hospitals. If we can free the Doctors they can provide the care.”
Flames pour from media’s mouth, “how can you say you are compassionate if you will not allow science to cure diseases from embryos?
Socialism sends a second blow, “I can make the lame walk and blind see when we worship and sacrifice to our god Science for cures.”
The Prince’s Shield is glowing red as he swings his ever sharpened sword, “would you kill your youngest son to save your oldest? These questions are not easily answered, but you must protect life, that means all life not just the lives you deem worthy.”
“But what about energy”, screams media?
His Sword flashes, “you have closed down the producers of energy. You have blocked every attempt we have made to make sure we have adequate production of our own energy. You have enslaved the people to your suppliers of oil, when we could have opened our own supplies. Now we are at their and your mercy thanks to your oppressive rule.’ The battle goes on and on about the conditions in the Kingdom and outside the kingdom. The Two Headed Dragon knows it is in a final battle and with a mighty swing the Prince chops of the head of Socialism with the sword of Truth. With that, the mortally wounded Dragon flies off to never be seen again.
The people come out of their houses cheering and removed their blinders and shackles to hail the brave Prince. Free from the Dragon’s repression the kingdom grows and prospers beyond their wildest dreams as Faith and Truth provide the people their paths.
Pray for W and Our Troops
When he was a graduate student he and his bride (since divorced I heard) showed up for a fund raiser luncheon expecting tickets at the "will call" table. I had a couple chairs added to my tsble. She was real shy and quiet.
Must be Karl's evil twin.
Yes, but "Cerla" is a much prettier name.
There. Was that so hard?
I once had a Cerla mattress. Too bumpy.
Who is Cerla Rove????
The MSM and many of the pollsters are saying the race is over, but this is when Rove and W are typically at their very best.
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