Vice President Dick Cheney speaks to supporters during a breakfast roundtable discussion, Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 in Davenport, Iowa. 
When I was watching the Vice Presidential debate, I was overcome with the sensation that Mr. Cheney is just one big brain. And I mean that in the kindest way possible.
"Dear Willie the Cat, Day three in the slammer....with my one phone call I'm thinking about calling NASA Administrator Sean O'Keefe and applying to be the First Dog in outer space...get it, First Dog? Barney." 