: Mathematicians Inadvertently Expose George W. Bush and his Terrorist Ties

politrix dot org ^ | Monday, October 11 @ 20:22:34 EST

[Casaubon]

nterestingly some mathematicians have subliminally tied together terrorists and the President of the United States of America. So what exactly is mentioned in this article that would label President Bush a terrorist, let's analyze. The technique relies on having an initial group of known terrorists. Then it analyzes things those known terrorists have in common with other people in the database, such as phone calls, places of worship, political affiliations or blood relation. The program concludes that anybody who has enough connections of the right kind with a known terrorist probably is one also. Let's see how Bush is finally recognized as a terrorist shall we?

[Casaubon]

the nutballs in the lib sights have put some effort into this one...lol

feel free to pick apart and ridicule.

http://politrix.org/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1419

[Jet Jaguar]

LOL! Thanks.

[GeronL]

Nah, I'll just dismiss them out of hand

[Weirdad]

How can you dismiss this amazing "Social Network map courtesy of Namebase" (which they already pulled from their site)????

[Weirdad]

</sarcasm> (sorry I left that tag open) ;-)

[ANZUS]

Needed a good laugh!

[bd476]

This sounds like the Bacon Principle (as in Kevin Bacon).

[driftless]

By their "logic", both Roosevelt and Truman were homicidal maniacs because they allied with Stalin to defeat Hitler. Yeah, those libs have great powers of logical thinking. (/sarcasm)

[Always Right]

All this new new math is paying off. Of course it has nothing to do with math, but it is for teachers who are too dumb to actually teach math.

[Casaubon]

but but....look they got a purdy graph to back up their claims!!

lol

[weegee]

The whole thing could be titled "Guilt by association".

Meanwhile the Fn. Democrats think that it is absolutely horrible to ask someone "Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?"

[PBRSTREETGANG]

These "mathematicians" couldn't tell when something "doesn't add up"?

[agere_contra]

"Interestingly some mathematicians have subliminally tied together terrorists and the President of the United States of America."

Interestingly, I subliminally connect Democrats to this guy.

[weegee]

Do you think that these same brainiacs could find a connection between John Kerry, "war hero", and the North Vietnamese communists?

[Moderate right-winger]

I loathe mathematics. My quest to get A's was always frustrated by this relatively useless subject.

[Bandaneira]

The guy down at the milk bar on the corner of the street near my house has a brother whose girlfriend once met Neil Armstong whilst on holiday in the Florida. Now this is where it gets really freaky...At the fish and chip shop just across the road the Lebanese born owner had a book on his counter the other day about the Moon Landing and how it was a hoax. After sleepless nights of tossing and turning, exhaustive analysis and looking up at the full moon I have come up with the following conclusions. These remarkable connections prove that the milk bar owner was actually one of those people who participated in the top secret Capricorn One operation in the desert in 1969. I always thought he had a slight American twang to his voice, especially when he talked about Micheal Jackson's moon-walking dance steps aswell. QED. All very interesting, my dear Watson.

I'm going to set up the mother of all conspiracy websites to reveal my findings to a shocked and gullible, sorry that should read...greedy for information, world.

The domain name will be...www.6degreesofseperationmilkbarmoonhoax.com I'm can't wait for the dollars to fly in.

[Bandaneira]

The above post of mine should read...Florida Keys. In my haste to publicize my findings I left out an important piece of the jigsaw puzzle. I don't want any anti-conspiracy nutcases challenging my facts.

[weegee]

I guess in the interest of full disclosure I should state that I once shook Neil Armstrong's hand. He was surrounded by Texas Rangers (law enforcement officers, not the baseball team, although for mathematical sample purposes you might as well implicate George W. Bush, the former team owner).

I was an infant during the days of the moon landing, but what better cover to perpetuate such a hoax of global and historical proportions? Besides, I couldn't talk... until NOW!

[xtinct]

John Kerry wrote a book about Logan Airport's security problems in 1997.

John Kerry was warned about 9/11 in a memo and told NO ONE.

[Bandaneira]

Weegee, I suspect that you may in-fact be an undercover operative from those Capricorn One days sent to cast dispersions on my History Making Website. You can't fool me with that old "I shook Neil Armstrong's Hand when I was a Kid and I had nothing to do with the Moon Landing" routine.

I have been specially trained to recognize "The Agents of Capricornia" by watching years of Get Smart re-runs.