[AnAmericanMother]

You're VERY sloppy - looks like you haven't vacuumed the ash and lava out of that living room for a LONG time.

It's almost as bad as my son's bedroom. < g >

(This thread is a riot. Good on ya for starting it.)

[djf]

Actually, I do get ash in my house, because I have a pellet stove.

Best heat I ever had, keeps it nice and toasty in here.