Posted on 10/12/2004 6:54:13 PM PDT by MikefromOhio
Election 2004 Outcome
...five days after election day, the 2004 presidential election was still too close to call.
Neither Bush nor Kerry had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the manly way to settle things.
The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. The contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Alaska. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Bush returns to the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and, hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day Bush comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none. That evening, John Edwards gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think Bush is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-bitch. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night, after Bush comes back with 50 fish, Edwards says to Kerry, "Well, what about it -- is Bush cheatin?'"
"He sure the hell is," Kerry says. "The son-of-a-bitch is cuttin' holes in the ice!"
hehehe
cute!!
how are you doing Mike??
I hope good :)
Thanks Mike....Have a few to send this one to.
im doing good....
big boom earlier, but it wasnt that close....
it was a pretty good joke :)
yep it was...
praying for you and all of ya'll Mike :)
Actually, this was originally Bush vs. Gore. It's been changed for this election, but it's still just as funny. :)
I guess I dont remember seeing it from then....I have seen a couple of others though....
your Prayers are greatly appreciated....Thank you!!!
9 days until vacation....
"I guess I dont remember seeing it from then....I have seen a couple of others though...." Hey, it's still a great joke!
I've noticed that I've been getting some E-mails from people I know recycling some old Clinton jokes, and President Bush is the butt of the joke. I find it MUCH funnier when Kerry is!
Yeah, but didn't the Gore one have Gore coming back the first day without a catch to yell about global warming? ;)
a few funny links for you until vacation time...
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnkerry/
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blkerrypictures.htm
Im watching DOG the Bounty Hunter..
its CALMING compared to a day of dealing with kerry the traitor and his supporters!!
im doing the john kerry loyalty quiz right now...it isnt looking good LOL
HAHHAHAHA
and I agree Rudy is so cute but she is a psycho underneath I bet...I use to click over to watch them during the late night when FOX was on re-runs if something came up interesting.....
Great joke Mike, I'm gonna spread this one around. LOL
LOL thats cool...sometimes being a psycho isnt a bad thing....
on that quiz I got a 1....figures....somehow I knew I wouldnt be loyal to that French imposter....
HAHAHAHHAHA
:)
hehe
I got a 9 for President Bush....
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