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Kerry Edwards Healing Cloth *Humor*
hawaii-politics website ^ | 10/12/2004 | Cap'n TrVth

Posted on 10/12/2004 4:35:54 PM PDT by Capn TrVth

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To: Capn TrVth

Bet Kerry has been using this today to prepare for his grand entrance tomorrow night. Look for him to be all Botoxed, manicured, pedicured, hot tubbed, massaged and perfectly coiffed. And he will have this healing cloth in his handkerchief pocket.


21 posted on 10/12/2004 6:09:34 PM PDT by Hattie
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To: ErnBatavia

We could fund the war if you sold tickets to punch his lying smarmy a$$.


22 posted on 10/12/2004 6:11:17 PM PDT by bannie (Jamma Nana!)
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To: Hattie

Will he take the healing cloth OUT of his pocket and put it on the podium? Will it be covered with notes?


23 posted on 10/12/2004 6:13:32 PM PDT by bannie (Jamma Nana!)
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To: ErnBatavia

The only time his smarmy smile took a sabbatical was when Cheney's gravitas scared it off his face.


24 posted on 10/12/2004 6:21:39 PM PDT by luvbach1 (Let US commanders run the war on terror in iraq,)
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To: Capn TrVth

Your post is an absolute insult to corn pone which can actually be quite good as opposed to the slimebag, bottomfeeding, saprophytic lawyer that you are parodying.


25 posted on 10/12/2004 6:23:51 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: johniegrad

Is there another kind of pone other than cornpone?


26 posted on 10/12/2004 6:27:42 PM PDT by Unknowing (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.)
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To: Unknowing
You got 'cher plantation sweet potato pone.
27 posted on 10/12/2004 6:31:00 PM PDT by johniegrad
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To: bannie
Will he take the healing cloth OUT of his pocket and put it on the podium? Will it be covered with notes?

No, he will take it out to wipe his sweaty brow.

28 posted on 10/12/2004 6:31:25 PM PDT by Hattie
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To: Capn TrVth
When I heard John Edwards make those asinine remarks it reminded me of that old Squirrel Song by Jerry Reed about the First Self Righteous Church of Pascagoula, Mississippi.
29 posted on 10/12/2004 6:50:33 PM PDT by OKIEDOC (Bushworld)
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To: johniegrad

Well, that's just like finding a ripe apple in April!


30 posted on 10/12/2004 10:32:29 PM PDT by Unknowing (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.)
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To: Fiddlstix; Happy2BMe; Smartass; PhilDragoo
hehe! Thanks.

31 posted on 10/13/2004 2:54:17 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Capn TrVth; MeekOneGOP; Salem; F15Eagle
It's a fake - I can tell by looking at it.

Any good healing cloth covers gout and schizophrenia!

32 posted on 10/13/2004 4:32:05 AM PDT by Happy2BMe (Just 22 more days until November 2nd.)
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