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Victory is Sweet for Laura Bush (Teresa angry!)
New York Post ^ | 10/12/04 | Keith J. Kelly

Posted on 10/12/2004 2:58:37 PM PDT by Jose Roberto

October 12, 2004 -- It's Bush in a landslide! No, not the election for the White House — the Family Circle cookie bakeoff pitting challenger Teresa Heinz Kerry against incumbent First Lady Laura Bush.

The results in the November issue out this week show 67 percent of the 16,999 votes were cast for Laura Bush's chocolate chunk cookie recipe, compared to 33 percent for Heinz Kerry's pumpkin spice cookies.

The contest wasn't lacking for controversy. Heinz Kerry triggered an uproar when she claimed she personally didn't like the pumpkin spice cookies.

"It's not mine, by the way," said Heinz Kerry in an interview on National Public Radio in late July. "No, it's — somebody in our office gave that recipe out.

"And, in fact, I think somebody really made it on purpose to give a nasty recipe. I never made pumpkin cookies. I don't like pumpkin spice cookies."

EXCUSES EXCUSES!

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cookiecookoff; kerry; laurabush; lurchswife; teresaheinz
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1 posted on 10/12/2004 2:58:37 PM PDT by Jose Roberto
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To: Jose Roberto

If i remember correctly - this "poll" has predicted the winner ever single time - meaning that it has a 100% accuracy.

WEWT!


2 posted on 10/12/2004 2:59:45 PM PDT by BoBToMatoE
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To: Jose Roberto
Those cookies taste like Ketsup. Phooey.
3 posted on 10/12/2004 3:00:29 PM PDT by Ukiapah Heep (Shoes for Industry!)
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To: Jose Roberto
"It's not mine, by the way," said Heinz Kerry in an interview on National Public Radio in late July. "No, it's — somebody in our office gave that recipe out.

*LOL*

4 posted on 10/12/2004 3:00:32 PM PDT by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
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5 posted on 10/12/2004 3:00:38 PM PDT by fuzzy122 (GBGB [God Bless George Bush] and the Armed Forces ... Arnold and Zell too!)
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To: BoBToMatoE

What you Eat is what you Think? ?


6 posted on 10/12/2004 3:01:01 PM PDT by Libertina (10 Little Lying MSM Networks. CBS & ABC went down, soon there'll be none!)
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To: Jose Roberto

Heheheh. (wicked evil grin)


7 posted on 10/12/2004 3:01:14 PM PDT by EggsAckley (............so many vanities............................so little bandwidth..................)
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To: Jose Roberto

dear lord! that tereza is a nut... maybe she should have gone with a nut recipe!


8 posted on 10/12/2004 3:01:20 PM PDT by beansox
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To: Jose Roberto

Would you eat anything given to you by Theresa "Lucretia Borgia" Heinz?


9 posted on 10/12/2004 3:02:01 PM PDT by Spok
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"And, in fact, I think somebody really made it on purpose to give a nasty recipe.

Hmmm, so Kerry fell on his snowboard because a secret service agent cut him off? And he wrecked on his bike because of a patch of sand?

Why am I not surprised that Tootsie's cookies taste like crap, and then she blames it on a staff member. These people have no shame.
10 posted on 10/12/2004 3:02:03 PM PDT by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
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To: Jose Roberto

I bet that posh pompous ditzy moron has never baked anything in her life. Is it me, or does she look like Eddie Veder?


11 posted on 10/12/2004 3:02:36 PM PDT by zetapsi (Easy Choice)
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To: Jose Roberto

I wouldn't eat her cookies. Every speech that I have seen her make she wipes her nose with her hand. It is a family trait, John does the same.


12 posted on 10/12/2004 3:02:37 PM PDT by Coldwater Creek
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Great post, Jose. And what is it with these "people"? Kerry didn't fall off his snowboard... some Secret Service guy ran into him. Kerry doesn't own an SUV ... his family owns them. Kerry threw his medals over the fence and then they were ribbons and then...

And now this. The recipe isn't really hers? What's up with these space mutants?


13 posted on 10/12/2004 3:03:09 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Jose Roberto

The contest appeared on one of the morning chat shows a while back, ABC's or NBC's, can't recall which (what's the diff, really?). In any case, an informal poll of the crowd standing around outside whose members had sampled the cookies had Mrs. Bush's cookies winning by a landslide. LOL.


14 posted on 10/12/2004 3:03:42 PM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Jose Roberto

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

15 posted on 10/12/2004 3:03:47 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Just in time for your Halloween gift giving needs: THE book.)
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To: Jose Roberto

JFK cannot take responsibilty for the vehicles in his driveways and now Mama T likewise with a cookie recipe.


16 posted on 10/12/2004 3:03:55 PM PDT by xp38
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compared to 33 percent for Heinz Kerry's pumpkin spice cookies

It was the ram's bladder that turned people off. (I'm surprised 33% liked the taste of rams bladder.)

17 posted on 10/12/2004 3:04:39 PM PDT by leadpencil1 (Hey Kerry, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?)
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To: BoBToMatoE
This and the Weekly Reader polls are the most accurate historically.

One down, one to go.

18 posted on 10/12/2004 3:05:12 PM PDT by MHT
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To: Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
I think somebody really made it on purpose

That Rove guy is eveywhere.

19 posted on 10/12/2004 3:05:21 PM PDT by highpockets
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To: BoBToMatoE

Yep. Never been a wrong predictor.

I can sleep easier tonight! lololol


20 posted on 10/12/2004 3:06:01 PM PDT by Republican Red (A Global Freak'n Test ???????)
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