Posted on 10/11/2004 8:05:37 PM PDT by vanderleun
Funny, but a couple of days ago a family friend forwarded this to me. Interesting!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: You will pay upkeep/Secret Service for 5 Kerry mansions.
John F. Kerry is one of the richest Senators in Government. If elected President, he will be the second richest President ever...second only to George Washington. J.F. Kennedy would follow as the third richest When someone is elected president, it means the Secret Service has to protect the President and his family as well as his property. The Kerry's have five US properties not counting the several foreign properties they also own . The annual costs to run these homes are more than what the average American earns, even if the rent was free, and all you had to pay for was the water, gas & electric, grounds keepers, maintenance, pool, and house keepers. If Kerry were to be elected President the taxpayers would be required to pay for all that.
Another cost to the taxpayers would be a security staff 24 hours a day to survey the perimeters and to protect the properties. In addition to that, we will have to pay for security improvements for each of their homes even if they never go to them all. This takes all the expense off Kerry and puts it on us. Another major cost to American taxpayers is the protection for all their properties with Secret Service agents. This requires 5 agents per 6 hour shift......that means they shift 4 times a day, 365 days of the year . This will go on for the rest of their lives so long as they own those properties. The taxpayers are required to pay for all this as well as his annual salary and his retirements.
Five properties need to be protected. This means five Secret Service Agents per six hour shift, daily . Four times a day a new shift of five agents goes on duty. That is 20 Secret Service Agents per day per property including Holidays, etc. Holiday pay is probably double. Assume that each secret service agent earns about $90K on average. Five properties...... so far, at 20 agents per property means 100 agents per day or $9,000,0000 per year just for their salaries .. That is if the Kerry's don't buy any more properties. Of course, if they buy more properties, they will also be included. We would also have to provide the Agents with vehicles and cover the costs of repairs, gas, etc. We would have to pay for their meals, days off, paid vacations, and medical insurance coverage for each.
How on earth would Kerry pay for everyone to have healthcare, two chickens in every pot and have us pay to protect his investments, all without raising our taxes? It makes you wonder why anyone with his wealth, would take a salary of that of a U.S. Senator, or of a President?
Please pass the Mustard and if it is Heinz, check the label.....it was probably made in Mexico. I say keep Bush in the White House and let Kerry pay for his own houses.
Unbelievble! Tah-ray-za is OUTSOURCING their R& R party after the election ! I guess the United States is not good enough. Go to a country that continualy insults us. Well, maybe with the French getting all that extra money from the Oil For Food program they can afford to "keep up the palaces."
I've said it before..Tah-Ray-Za is our best PR weapon of mass destruction.ha. ha.
Uh, no, I'm pretty sure I heard my 6yo singing those same lyrics under his breath the other day while he worked on his unified field theory.
Well, okay, yes. I would have thought:
"Head chef of the French tourism and villa rental bureau, M. Jacques Chirac, was on hand to witness the historic signing of the lease for the Kerry-Heinz's Versailles II.*** "With all this stylish and historic moment," M. Chirac stated, "The grandeur of France's ever-deepening relationship with the Democratic Party is illuminated once again. I am looking forward to many strolls and romps in the grounds of Versailles II with Teresa, as well as a number of private and tender interludes with her recently worn shoes."
would have been a dead giveaway, but I threw in the poodle and corgi costumes just to make sure.
And I also tagged it as, among other things, "humor."
Still, it is an outcome devoutly to be wished, n'cest pas?
Cute! I thought it was very funny.
But Teresa is more like Mad Ludwig than any of the French monarchs.
Yes it does
Oh...a parody? Where do you see that? Sorry, it sounded credible to me.
It's a blogger, read the rest of their site.
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
M. Jaques Chiraq wants to have tender interludes with her shoes? Six courses of WINE? I think it's a joke. Though I have to admit that the idea of them having the recreational white house be in France is a delicious idea.
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The sad part of this is that none of us could figure out if this was true or not. This whole story sounds just too likely, except for the lease until Jan 31.
ROFL! I hope that the lease allows for extensions. I don't think Mssr. and Mdme. will desire to return to the USA any time soon. ;o)
LOL. Good one.
Since it is ol' Mama T one can't be too hard on those who fell for it.
ya know, there's that part of me that wonders what she would be like as a firstlady... it certainly would be funny if it weren't so dangerous to have mrheinz as president
"You have to say something to all those little people without enough sense to either vote for my husband or let their children gambol about naked," Mrs. Kerry-Heinz quipped
That too sounds too "likely" LOL
The tipoff that the story was humor was the description of "eleven full baths and three half-baths". Everyone knows that French palaces, like every other joint in France has one common bath at the end of the hall. Bidets in every room, though.
The Ketchup Queen is back!
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