[Bad Sheep]

Yay for stupid people who make my day a little brighter.

[Se7eN]

Must have seen the movie King Pin one too many times.

[rface]

I drove a race car once to impress my wife

[Maceman]

The article doesn't say whether she was impressed.

[commish]

Damn. Impressing the wife is this simple?

Man, have I been wasting my time showing her how much I love her, making her breakfast every Saturday & Sunday, helping her raise our children, working hard so she ha a new house and new car, watching sappy old movies, buying her flowers, taking her out to dinner now and then.

And here all I have to do is stage a robbery every so often. Sheesh what a sucker I am.

[Imaverygooddriver]

I got up off the couch to get a beer myself once to impress my wife.

[Kokojmudd]

"According to police, Spencer, a high school teacher, paid two students $100 each to break into his house and try to make off with a stereo"

Let's not be so hard on this guy...he is brighter than the average high school teacher to come up with this scheme.

[No Blue States]

"According to police, Spencer, a high school teacher, paid two students $100 each to break into his house and try to make off with a stereo."

I bet he could have spent that 200 on a nice meal out, a chick flick,a few hiden wrapped gifts, and a box of chocolate with better results.

What a fake.

[viaveritasvita]

ROFLOL!! Made my day, too.


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[KidGlock]

Trying to impress his wife?

I guess she got wise to the 'salami in the pants' trick.

[Question Liberal Authority]

Nothing impresses my wife more than when I hire teenagers to duct tape her to the bed.

For a really special occassion, I'll hire a pit bull to lunge at her throat.

[staytrue]

Wife beware, this guy's next move may be to enroll in the U. North Carolina medical school.

[SquirrelKing]

I'll be taking the Huggies and any money you got in the register...

[xp38]

Nothing says love like a little burglary and being bound and having duct tape across your mouth.

[kjam22]

Just to add to the story a little.... the wife was / is contemplating divorce. They were living in seperate residences at the time of the "event". He was trying to "win back her affections".

My wife is a teacher and one of the counselors at her school is the mother of the man involved in the event. The mother is VERY embarassed.

I know... there are a ton of counseling jokes available there.

[TexasRepublic]

"The plan was going well until his wife freed herself and shot the intruders with a 12-gauge shotgun that she retrieved from under the bed." At least that is how it would go down around here.