To: Lady Jag; MeekOneGOP; Happy2BMe; Gabz
Kerry was going to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint."
The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.
Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
75 posted on
10/10/2004 2:01:38 PM PDT by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a veil for MASS MURDERS. Save your time...)
To: ApesForEvolution
84 posted on
10/10/2004 2:17:33 PM PDT by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: ApesForEvolution
That's REALLLLLLLLLLY Good (and I say that as a Catholic)
96 posted on
10/10/2004 2:51:34 PM PDT by
Gabz
(Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
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