LOL! Just what I expect from a Libertarian.
Try taking a deeper look at the faith of our founders and how it played a role in founding the most unique and free country in the world.....or stick you head in the sand and not truly understand what they had in mind like most libertarians. That is why they are such a joke to most Conservatives.
Besides if I wanted a fiscal conservative with out the morals there are plenty of Rinos out there that fit that bill. But I do not vote for them either.
And yes, I am aware you are a joke.
Given the chance, they would have penned in the DOI Preamble these stirring words: " . . . unalienable rights, among which are an early death, slavery to vice, and the pursuit of unneeded suffering."