Posted on 10/08/2004 7:29:50 PM PDT by dts32041
SEAN PENN RIPS 'TEAM AMERICA' CREATORS IN ANGRY MEMO
**Exclusive**
October 6, 2004
To Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
I remember a cordial hello when you guys were beginning to be famous guys around Hollywood at some party. I remember several times getting a few giggles out of your humor. I remember not being bothered as you traded on my name among others to appear witty, above it all, and likeable to your crowd. I never mind being of service, in satire and silliness.
I do mind when anybody who doesn't have a child, doesn't have a child at war, or isn't or won't be in harm's way themselves, is encouraging that there's "no shame in not voting" "if you don't know what you're talking about" (Mr. Stone) without mentioning the shame of not knowing what your talking about, and encouraging people to know. You guys are talented young guys but alas, primarily young guys. It's all well to joke about me or whomever you choose. Not so well, to encourage irresponsibility that will ultimately lead to the disembowelment, mutilation, exploitation, and death of innocent people throughout the world. The vote matters to them. No one's ignorance, indcluding a couple of hip cross-dressers, is an excuse.
All best, and a sincere f**k you,
Sean Penn
P.S. Take this as a personal invitation from me to you (you can ask Dennis Miller along for the ride as well) to escort you on a trip, which I took last Christmas. We'll fly to Amman, Jordan and I'll ride with you in a (?) 12 hours through the Sunni Triangle into Fallujah and Baghdad and I'll show you around. When we return, make all the fun you want.
I'll bet it makes it to a current South Park episode. Methinks Penn might have opened up his posterior for a full-frontal...er...um, full-hindquarters attack.
Penn needs to get over himself, and we all saw the "Spicoli visits Baghdad" pix, not very impressive...
Matt and Trey must be laughing their asses off.
Spicolli sounds like an idiot.
On the Tonight Show, Matt and Trey admitted that they haven't yet STARTED episodes of South Park for the new season...
I think they'll now have a few ideas for at least ONE episode...
Hey, Penn I hope you get your sorry a$$ blown to smithereens so you can have a first hand experience! F..k you and all of your ilk!
Sean Penn's memo reminds me of the saying "Don't get into a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel." I've got a feeling Penn is going to be a frequent target of mockery on "South Park" from now on, and there's not a thing he can do about it except stamp his feet and write more angry letters.
Sean Penn will be even more of a laughingstock when South Park is done with him..lol
Ohhhhh......maybe because Madonna would whip his scrawny butt?
Nope, and they never found his awesome Buick Grand National GNX model either.
Somewhere out there, there's some smiling Oakland car thief's non-descript T-Type Buick that turns 4.5 second 0-60 times with a Glock 22 under the front seat.
Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololo!!!!!
Heeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeehhehehehehehehehe!!!!!
Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
TOTALLY, Duuuuuuuude!
Because I don't think South Punk has any redeeming value? Unlike Sean Penn, I don't object only to this little puppet movie of theirs, I object to the entirety of South Punk. In the first paragraph of his ramble, Sean Penn says that he used to get a certain enjoyment from South Punk. Funny that.
As to Parker's and Stoned's legitimacy as political satirists? I extend to their 'work' as much value as I do Michael Moore's. Zero.
I still bet OC is stinky in disguise.
"Sean Penn Laden"
It would be interesting to see Hollywood's reaction should Sean Penn travel again to Iraq, get captured by Zarqawi's thugs and show up on Al-Jazeerah begging for his life.
It's practically a rule now to invite OC to any South Park-related thread.
Gotta go put my daughter to bed now, see ya...
-Dennis Miller
Parker & Stone: Rising stars.
You see how their paths might cross ...
Penn just made a huge mistake. Now they will DESTROY him in a South Park episode. I predict it could rival Babs' and Sally Struthers' appearances.
What he did is just not something you do to those 2. It's like somebody starting up a rap battle with Eminem. (If you have ever heard Eminem rhyme just off the top of his head you'll know what I am talking about. Suicide.)
Bones
Thanks, Spicoli.
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