Posted on 10/07/2004 6:51:57 AM PDT by 4mycountry
"Woah...man...like look at all the...colors!"
I hope this orgazmatron thingy works better than John.
"As I gaze into my crystal ball, the future looks, vell, she looks vehry, vehry bleak!"
Actually, John says his "thing" is about this big...but we all know it's not.
"Let me explain it so that you little people can understand. I know what's best for you because I married a rich man. My new husband knows what's best for you because he married me, and I tell him what to do. There, does that make sense?"
"John, I told you not to join that hair growth club."
Let me try and catch that football. How hard can it be?
Now Hillary, remember our agreement. I say a lot of stupid things to ruin John's chances, and you give me a million dollars.
"I'm not just the President of the Bad Botox Club, I'm also a member."
What in the hell has gone wrong with America anyway ? First it was the Clintoons ...Now we have a two bit , sleazy , wacko , money hungry gold-digger and a traitorous , lying wimp from MA with a very good chance of First Lady and President of the USA !!! Who'd have thunk it even 20 years ago ?
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