John Edwards, the political equivalent of breast implants, was smoked last night by one cool, concise customer, Dick Cheney!
I have to disagree. Breast implants consistently stand firm. They are favorites in the popular polls. Also, their popularity easily crosses party lines. And, to quote the late John Candy, in his remarks to a lady character in a movie who was showing off her new breasts, "They are fun for the whole family."
Unlike John Edwards, breast implants can stand close scrutiny in the naked light of day and receive high marks. They also don't require as many handlers.