[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

John Edwards, the political equivalent of breast implants

I have to disagree. Breast implants consistently stand firm. They are favorites in the popular polls. Also, their popularity easily crosses party lines. And, to quote the late John Candy, in his remarks to a lady character in a movie who was showing off her new breasts, "They are fun for the whole family."

Unlike John Edwards, breast implants can stand close scrutiny in the naked light of day and receive high marks. They also don't require as many handlers.

[4everontheRight]

Speaking of which.....Wasn't Dow one of the companies that Edwards help ruin with the "breast implants cause cancer" junk science cases?

[beyond the sea]

John Edwards, the political equivalent of breast implants ............... I have to disagree. Breast implants consistently stand firm. They are favorites in the popular polls. Also, their popularity easily crosses party lines. And, to quote the late John Candy, in his remarks to a lady character in a movie who was showing off her new breasts, "They are fun for the whole family." Unlike John Edwards, breast implants can stand close scrutiny in the naked light of day and receive high marks. They also don't require as many handlers.

Excellent! I stand corrected! LOL!

But you must admit, breast implants stand for things such as insecurity, shallow needs, and false promises, and misprioritized vanity...... all Edwards characteristics.

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