Posted on 10/05/2004 1:11:25 PM PDT by frog_jerk_2004
WITH BRAINS LIKE THIS, HOW WILL HE PASS THE 'GLOBAL TEST'? [10/05 02:30 PM]
The Washington Times passes on a bit from Knight-Ridder:
Knight Ridder reporter Tom Fitzgerald, covering Sen. John Kerry's presidential campaign, filed this tidbit Sunday from a campaign stop in Ohio:
"At one point, Kerry seemed a little irony-challenged. He greeted a young man in a 'Titanic Swim Team' T-shirt and asked what events he swam. The embarrassed kid said he was actually on his high school track team. 'So you stole the shirt?' Kerry joked. 'I thought you were on the swim team. You faked me out there.' "
John Kerry is so uncool, he makes Al Gore look like Andre 3000 from the rap group OutKast.
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalreview.com ...
Oh my gosh! ROFL!
LOL -- Hilarious!
Bump for a humor break. We can all use a good laugh.
Oh my gosh! ROFL!
Have a good laugh.
Kerry is a dork ping!
Note to Kerry: The Titanic is a ship that sunk after it was proclaimed to be unsinkable, just like your campaign and how the MSM is claiming as such...
If I were Kerry (thank you, Lord, for not making me him), I'd be looking for a rock to hide under right about now...
I think he's hoping it's multiple choice.
More like multiple guess for Kerry...
*grgl!*
But ole Lurch a Double Dog Dumbass Deluxe, or some such thing.
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Kerry is ON the Titanic and doen't even know it. LOL
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