Dust off the mantel, Mia, you have a gift comin' your way!
Posted on 10/03/2004 8:35:30 AM PDT by Libloather
Hillary Clinton, the action hero
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 03, 2004 02:36:49 PM
LONDON: She might not be Arnold Schwarzenegger, but Hillary Clinton has surely inspired an action figure.
According to Ananova , a new action figure of Hilary Clinton will be available from November 1. The doll can be pre-ordered on the internet from the US makers, hero builders for $19.95 dollars.
The doll comes with a navy blue suit and shoes with a light blue blouse and lily white underwear.
There is a photo of the *ahem* doll. Check out the eagle claw like fingers...
Widdle dolly-poo will be in EVERY Xmas (Note the sarcasm.) stocking of every girl AND boy (The boys will get two widdle dolly-poos, of course.) of every liberal women in this country....and probably Europe.
Dust off the mantel, Mia, you have a gift comin' your way!
That's the only think "lily white" associated with Hil, and I have my doubts about that.
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"We are going
to take things
away from you
for the common good!"
Whew....Bet it smells like plastic which is what Hillary is made of in real life.
Does she come with the Kung Fu grip?
Looks like the "Bride of Chucky" has a rival
More lifelike than the real thing...
The doll bears no resemblance to Hillary Clinton.
The doll seems to resemble someone who has a thin neck, low body fat, and perhaps 20 years younger in appearance.
Missing as well: frown lines, adipose tissue (eyebags) under the eyes, turkey neck, sagging gowls,'cottage-cheese' legs, varicose veins, or thigh-sized ankles.
Those are for the "Ashtray Throwing Action (Caution! Swallowing hazard.)".
"Now with Humoungous Hips and Thunder Thighs, just like the real thing..."
Just toss one of those babies into your cooler with the ice cream and it will never thaw.
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.."IS it SAFE" = HILLARY on Senate Armed Services Committee
http://www.TheAlamoFILM.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=629
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I'm gonna get one, just so I can lay it down in the backyard, and have my labs sh*t all over it. I'll take pics, and post them.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19255&item=5524465650&rd=1
I have the W action figure, too. Actually, I have three (bought five, gave away two). What's cool about it, is you can gently carve away one finger, leaving the middle finger exposed.
Wonder how the hill beatch will look on her knees? My new digital camera is really going to get a workout.
Hope JR lets me post a couple...but I might just have to link.
Hillary on the couch, sipping some green Kool-Aid
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