Posted on 10/02/2004 12:00:33 PM PDT by areafiftyone
NYT KERRY ROBUST HEALTH: X-RAYS SHOW METAL SHRAPNEL FROM WAR; CANCER-FREE; HIV-... DEVELOPING...
I don't believe any of these doctors. How many times did they give Bill Clinton a clean bill of health and now we find that his arteries were 90% blocked. That just doesn't happen overnight. They lied about JFK and he was a very sick man who was given (along with his wife) Amphetamines instead of the so-called vitamin shots that they said they were taking.
CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta is doing a special this weekend on presidential health. Wonder what they'll say, if anything, about Kerry's?
I wish I could show up for my paid job as seldom as Kerry and still collect my paycheck. Together with all the servants, I'd be a lot more rested and fit too.
No wonder. He wears some yellow bracelet all the time. That's why.
"I'd like to see that x-ray. If they blow it up, it probably says "uncle ben""...
Actually, we can confirm that the shrapnel says "Made in the USA" - to prove once and for all that it wasn't from enemy fire.
He must have some big clymer if he can get a stick and his head up there at the same time.
"Doctors commented that Mr. Kerry was amazingly ambulatory for his age and that he could be expected to flip and flop for some time to come."
The doctors are puzzled by the fact that it's the first piece of shrapnel they've ever seen shaped like a bed spring.
That's downright irresponsible.
I'm willing to be the "metal shrapnel" is just from a fork, as in "stick a fork in him, he's done"...maybe someone did!
And it looks like Kerry's HIV has cleared up too.
HIV - = HIV negative I imagine, versus HIV +
That's not a dash or a hyphen. It's a minus sign.
I'm willing to bet the "metal shrapnel" is from a fork, as in "stick a fork in him, he's done"...maybe someone did!
Incredible that we should elect a man who has never worked a day in his pampered life!
*tardive dyskinesia (dysfunctional, involuntary movements including facial tics, grimacing, eye blinking, lip smacking, tongue thrusting, moving one's head back or to the side, foot tapping, ankle movements, shuffled gait, and head nodding)
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