John Kerry, Height Bigot (Says He's Better Because He's Taller Than Bush!)

Associated Press ^ | September 28. 2004 | John Nolan

[litany_of_lies]

Last two paragraphs of the AP story entitled "Bush defends No Child Left Behind Act in Ohio stop" (bold mine):

Kerry, who is staying at a Wisconsin resort to prepare for Thursday's debate, made one campaign appearance Monday, meeting with dairy farmers at a town hall meeting. Kerry told his audience not to be wary of changing horses midstream — if the horse is drowning.

"May I also suggest that we need a taller horse?" Kerry said. "You can get through deeper waters that way," referring to his 5-inch height advantage over Bush.

[litany_of_lies]

These last two paragraphs appear not to have made most published versions of Mr. Nolan's article. But there it is.

So....The leader of the party of "compassion" and diversity makes a direct and bigoted blast on his opponent's height and correlates height with effectiveness. What a jerk

Bloggers and net pundits should be able to go quite a ways with this one.

[syp24]

Kerry may be tall, but he is lower than low.

[Tax Government]

Yeah, there is nothing on the planet more contemptible than a height bigot.

[tirednvirginia]

Kerry is a dwarf in my eyes.

[Ol' Sparky]

Okay, physical attributes are a factor...May I suggest we don't need someone that has a horse face as President?

[RGSpincich]

The tall bigotry of a short mind.

[prophetic]

my my my, this dude is so full of himself its astounding!

It smacks of a Napoleonic superior complex, but I guess it comes with the liberal lifestyle (20+ years in the senate plus the lifestyle of the silver GOLDEN spoon handed to you on a platter.

And he dares to try to pretend to be an 'ordinary joe'?

[tiamat]

I stand 4' 11"

Can I sue Kerry for discrimination?

[crushelits]

I wonder about the size of his shoe and his brain.

[Mears]

I can't stand anyone who brings height or looks looks or anything that God gave us into the discussion.

Truly an adolescent comment by Kerry !!!!!

[Blue Highway]

Mr. Ed ping

[Slings and Arrows]

My 10"-tall Jack Russell Terrier would make a better president than John F'ing Kerry.

[litany_of_lies]

Imagine if you were the Democrat prez nominiee (for just a moment, I promise) and your GOP opponent disparaged your height.

It would be front-page news in the NY Times, WaPo and LAT for days. The race would be over.

[lonestar]

Lower than a snake.

[nmh]

"Kerry may be tall, but he is lower than low."

No doubt about that!

[hgro]

Kerry, tall in body but a mental midget.

[Brilliant]

I'm taller than Kerry. I can tell you for certain that I'd be a better President too.

[tiamat]

You're not wrong!

[Twinkie]

NO, ACTUALLY - - If you look very, very closely, about an INCH AND A HALF of Kerry's grandiose height is made up of rather longish, puffed, poufy HAIR. - - - Then, I have a strong, though unproven, suspicion that Mr. Kerry may possibly be using ARCH SUPPORT INSOLES like some I got at the Good Feet store which add about an inch to the height . . then when I wear a shoe with just a one-inch heel, VOILA! - - I end up with an extra 3 inches of height when I also pouf my hair up. . SO - - -

It is quite possible that Mr. Kerry is actually adding at least three (3) rather exaggerated inches to his height,
one and a half from hair, one from arch support insole, and one from just a normal shoe heel height - for a total of actually THREE AND A HALF.

A word to the wise - - -

[an amused spectator]

Kerry told his audience not to be wary of changing horses midstream — if the horse is drowning.

The first thing any good military commander does when a new commander comes into the line opposite him is to launch a probing attack, to see what the new commander is made of.

So, a vote for Kerry is a vote for a probing attack.

Secondly, the best time to attack your opponent is during the disruption of a shift change - like the shift change between the Clinton and Bush administrations during 2001, which was of course extended because the Democrats tried to pull off a coup through the Florida Supreme Court.

So, a vote for Kerry is a vote for a disrupting shift change, which will be made more disruptive by the Right's reaction to the Democrat media's blatant election tampering, and the certain vote fraud that will be necessary for the Democrats to win. Even if the Democrats pull off the vote fraud win, we'll be reacting to it in real time this election cycle, much like the Dan Rather forgery.

You almost want to see Kerry win, to watch the sharpened stick get jammed up the Blue Zone's nether regions...