Astonishing.
[MSM Sarcasm Torpedo ARMED. FIRE!]
What is astonishing is the translation: We're still going ahead with our 'real' October surprise...
"As these recently obtained forged douments show..." (choose one)
a) Bush is a lesbian;
b) Bush does cocaine, PCP, and / or heroin;
c) Bush personally ordered or participated in the atrocities in Beslan;
d) Bush has close links to the Gambino crime family.