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The implication that Mr Kerry has given himself a fake tan follows earlier claims...

On this side of the pond, someone can get a SUNBURN in one day. A complete tan takes some time.

If being more like Europe means a deep, dark, ahem, ORANGE tan - overnight, fegetaboutit...

1 posted on 09/30/2004 5:29:23 PM PDT by Libloather
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Drudge is 'right-leaning'??


2 posted on 09/30/2004 5:30:19 PM PDT by dodger
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3 posted on 09/30/2004 5:31:50 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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What is needed is to use enhancing filter (like Tiffen(TM)) for cameras (and eyes) when looking at kerry. He will look not orange but deep red, like overripened tomato.


5 posted on 09/30/2004 5:33:41 PM PDT by GSlob
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A fake tan and a manicure for the debates. Someone needs to tell Kerry his goal is to get the women's vote not to be one.


6 posted on 09/30/2004 5:33:51 PM PDT by foolscap
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I can assure you that getting a natural tan in Ireland is extremely difficult. Windburn, yes, sunburn, no.


8 posted on 09/30/2004 5:34:18 PM PDT by expatpat
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Now that I know Lurch is really "Ernie", is Edwards "Burt"?


11 posted on 09/30/2004 5:35:05 PM PDT by KeyLargo
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SOURCE:   http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/parodies/a_brief_history.jpg     
Found at:  http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/fresh/showpics.cgi?a_brief_history 
12 posted on 09/30/2004 5:35:26 PM PDT by FreeKeys (So SeeBS must think it's OK to plant evidence if you think -- or at least hope -- someone's guilty.)
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The orange look can also come from a variety of anti-depression medicines.


14 posted on 09/30/2004 5:36:21 PM PDT by Ed_in_NJ (I'm in old skivvies and New Jersey, and I approved this message.)
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Dubya has to be a strong person---I'd be up there giggling the whole time.

It's harvest time! It's harvest time!


17 posted on 09/30/2004 5:37:34 PM PDT by vrwcagent0498 (Be afraid, Hillary. Be very afraid. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
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19 posted on 09/30/2004 5:38:11 PM PDT by Semi Civil Servant (Edward R. Murrow, call your office.)
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To: Libloather; Happygal; Irish_Thatcherite

Jeeez. What happened to the Irish sense of humor?


20 posted on 09/30/2004 5:38:31 PM PDT by Incorrigible (immanentizing the eschaton)
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Every time liberals do something ridiculous and we all (naturally) laugh at it, they huff and puff like a 1930s dowager and thunder, "How daaaaaare you eeeevil, right-wing attack dogs bring up something so frivolous to distract us from all the seeeeeerious issues?!" Which just gives us another thing to laugh at: their arrogant, humorless pomposity. Keep it up, guys, it's a surefire vote getter.


22 posted on 09/30/2004 5:38:56 PM PDT by HHFi
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This from the land of little wee folk! (one of my guys)


24 posted on 09/30/2004 5:39:47 PM PDT by leprechaun9
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AW, GEEZ, NOT THIS SH*T AGAIN!

Kerry advisor says bunny suit photo is a Repub. "dirty trick"

25 posted on 09/30/2004 5:40:45 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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Kerry had time to get a manicure today, as well.


30 posted on 09/30/2004 5:42:35 PM PDT by joyce11111
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Both the claims of botox injections and self-tanning started with photographs published on the right-leaning news website The Drudge Report.

Let me understand this. The Drudge Report is right leaning.......
So....That must mean that......
Dan Rather is "fair and balanced".

Yeah Right!

35 posted on 09/30/2004 5:45:28 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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36 posted on 09/30/2004 5:48:37 PM PDT by traumer
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Breaking Headline~!
News Flash!
Kerry Campaign disputes color line!

A Kerry staffer is quoted as saying,
"“We’d be happy to debate the colour wheel all day long,..."
Later he was heard to exclaim, "Colours, Fannnntastic Colours!"
You read it here first ~ !


38 posted on 09/30/2004 5:49:01 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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39 posted on 09/30/2004 5:49:09 PM PDT by traumer
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Leave Kerry alone. He's honoring William of Orange.


42 posted on 09/30/2004 5:50:54 PM PDT by Semper Paratus
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