John to Theresa...."Luuuvy, thos peasants at FR are making fun of me again."
"For christsakes my little boy toy, didnt I tell you to soak your hands in 150 year old Bordeaux last night?" "Why didnt the butler get it out of the wine cellar for you?"
"Jeeves...I say Jeeves...bring over the Christophe tanning gel and the emulsifying hand lotion, I need to prepare for the debate."
.....somewhere in Pakistan....
"Ahmed...this John Kerry reminds me of a boy I once knew in Preshwar during the Soviet war...he had such supple hands....ahhhahh....Allah be praised.
God help the USA if John Forbes Kerry is ever elected.
I need a 'cure myself but I misplaced my pocket knife.