A pre-Debate Manicure?

Hildy,
No offense, but get real. Kerry is a patrician gold digger who speaks French and visibly choked as he tried to eat a cheese steak, a red(state) man's staple . He's an arrogant elitist who despises the common man (remember when he crashed on the ski slope, he blamed it on the son of a bitch who cut him off- the secret service agent who has pledged his life to protect his worthless hide). Additionally, he is the most liberal Senator of his generation. In order to run for President, jfk has to run from his past. His only chance to eclipse his French Poodle status is to remake himself as the only hero out of Viet Nam. This little myth has been thoroughly debunked by SBVT. The fact that he is getting a manicure is important. It shows that he is completely oblivious to the perceptions of the common man that he wants to preside over. Regardless of the manicure's salubrious effect, his getting it now represents his detachment from mainstream America in a visceral way which anyone who doesn't live in Hollywood or the upper East side of NYC can readily comprehend. When it comes to jfk, appearance is everything, as there is no substance. With this manicure, his carefully contrived facade crumbles (not elitist, not patrician, not a billionaire- just a common man with a natural tan), exposing him as the shallow, arrogant elitist that he truly is.

201 posted on 09/30/2004 4:51:12 PM PDT by huac

To: small voice in the wilderness

"I half expect him to come onstage with a powdered wig, a fake mole, pilgrim shoes, a black cane, and pirate shirt."

Like "Count De Money" from Mel Brooks movie "History of the World".

202 posted on 09/30/2004 4:51:27 PM PDT by Arpege92 (We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)

Maybe he didn't want Eddie to see him with ragged cuticles.

203 posted on 09/30/2004 4:54:17 PM PDT by Liz (The man who establishes the reputation of rising at dawn, can sleep til noon.)

The Kerry implosion dwarfs that of Michael Dukakis.

Poor Mike has been saved from eternal ignominy by JFnK.

204 posted on 09/30/2004 4:57:02 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)

"I am laughing my arse off now! LOL You Freepers are the BEST!"

I agree...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My dog is sitting looking at me with this strange look on his face. I love FR!

205 posted on 09/30/2004 5:05:40 PM PDT by Arpege92 (We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)

"Hey guys! Someone help me put on my Emanuel Ungaro olive wool single-breasted
suit jacket. Then I can show you guys my manicure, 'cause I, John Kerry, am reporting
for dootie! Would you guys like to see my pedicure too? It's really, really priceless!"

206 posted on 09/30/2004 5:08:58 PM PDT by OESY

Getting out of the limo in front of an orange tree...Man this guy just can't get it right!

207 posted on 09/30/2004 5:12:01 PM PDT by mowowie

Well, it kinda looks like an orange tree...

208 posted on 09/30/2004 5:13:00 PM PDT by mowowie

That was quite good. You should write for National Review.

209 posted on 09/30/2004 5:15:13 PM PDT by Endeavor

he makes mine crawl too ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
he will absolutly LIE about ANYTHING, AAAAAANYYYYTHING.. that fake suntan....saying he got it playing football, a BALDFACE lie and no one seems to care what a liar he is...all the way back to VietNam....if the Swift Boat Vets hadnt come out, he might even be ahead...its crazy

210 posted on 09/30/2004 5:44:10 PM PDT by ArmyBratCutie ("Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:soap, ballot, jury, ammo in this order!")

To: Conservababe

ewwwwwwwww hahahahahah they shouldva clipped off that serpent tongue EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

211 posted on 09/30/2004 5:57:06 PM PDT by ArmyBratCutie ("Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:soap, ballot, jury, ammo in this order!")

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