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John Kerry Driven Insane By Little Flashing Light ("Either Way, He's a Shaved Bigfoot." LOL!)
Ace Of Spades HQ ^ | 9/30/04 | Ace of Spades

Posted on 09/30/2004 12:54:44 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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To: Ichneumon
Or automatically cut off the microphone fifteen seconds after the "time's up" light comes on.

I must be really tired, or need glasses. I read your post as calling for an anatomical cut-off to be attached to Kerry's...you know. Either way, I'll give you credit for it if it happens.

41 posted on 09/30/2004 1:27:22 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Psalm 73)
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To: reagandemo

Monsieur Kerry-

Dude-

Your idiots negotiated against James Baker. You'll get what you deserve. The silly little lights seemed really insignificant a few weeks ago, huh? Be glad your "team" didn't agree to have you wear a Hillary in 2008 button on your jacket.


42 posted on 09/30/2004 1:29:29 PM PDT by SugarLandTexas (The dude's got the friggin word ERR in his name. Enough said.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
If Senator Kerry had any sense at all he'd immediately fire whomever started this light stuff.
43 posted on 09/30/2004 1:30:33 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
This man wants to be president?!

I don't think he could even handle being the police commissioner of Gotham City!


44 posted on 09/30/2004 1:30:40 PM PDT by sittnick (There's no salvation in politics.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Gosh, didn't the little woman (Bigie Momma Teresa) buy the building?


45 posted on 09/30/2004 1:31:23 PM PDT by zerosix
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To: Momaw Nadon

46 posted on 09/30/2004 1:34:11 PM PDT by hankbrown
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To: Alex Murphy
I must be really tired, or need glasses. I read your post as calling for an anatomical cut-off to be attached to Kerry's...you know. Either way, I'll give you credit for it if it happens.

LOL!

I think those "reados" (as opposed to "typos") happen to all of us. My favorite was the time I was driving and glanced at a sign that said "private video club" -- I misread it as "primate video club". What a mental image *that* formed...

47 posted on 09/30/2004 1:34:54 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Maybe he's got epilepsy. I want to see those medical records.


48 posted on 09/30/2004 1:35:00 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: hankbrown

Perfect. :-)


49 posted on 09/30/2004 1:35:47 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: Brilliant

I like the idea aobut you spoke 10 seconds over your time limit. We are adding 10 seconds to GWB's time and taking 20 seconds from your next response. GWB would have the debate to himseld after about 4 exchanges.


50 posted on 09/30/2004 1:39:40 PM PDT by BookaT (My Cat's Breath smells like Cat Food!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Conspiracy Guy; Mulder; Convert from ECUSA

Mystery Solved.

51 posted on 09/30/2004 1:43:45 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
JFK is a moron. He thinks by complaining about something he will look decisive. I hope some stagehand replaces his podium light with a warm tone fluorescent lamp that will positively make his football tan glow like Chernobyl.
52 posted on 09/30/2004 1:48:39 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (I volunteer to instruct JFK on the meaning of a purple heart!!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Perhaps Kerry is looking for an excuse to not show up.


53 posted on 09/30/2004 1:50:14 PM PDT by Grig
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To: crazyhorse691

Kerry is the kind of whiny liberal dork who sends the Quiche back at a restaurant if it is not quite warm enough.


54 posted on 09/30/2004 1:52:23 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
What do these two have in common?


They both change direction everytime someone sees which way they are going.
They were both filmed in the woods.
They are both fakes!

55 posted on 09/30/2004 1:54:58 PM PDT by reagandemo (The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
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To: crazyhorse691
I hope some stagehand replaces his podium light with a warm tone fluorescent lamp

to replace the "time's up" light, I'd like to see a stagehand wire an air horn underneath Kerry's podium, and give Bush the trigger button...


56 posted on 09/30/2004 2:05:12 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Psalm 73)
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To: Asclepius
Dudes. You agreed to the rules. These are your rules. What changed your minds? Did Kerry collapse into a fetal position one too many times during a rehearsal when the light went off?

Two words: Nam flashbacks.

57 posted on 09/30/2004 2:34:02 PM PDT by Marie Antoinette (The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Is it so hard for this moron to just limit his scary-important dissertations to two minutes?

Ah yes actually with in a two minute time frame he can't get into the Nuance of his answers.
58 posted on 09/30/2004 2:37:40 PM PDT by Americanwolf ("Be vwey vwey quite! I am hunting DU Twolls! ---Elwer Fuwd Fwee wepubwic member and cawtoon icon)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I am going to watch the debate now just to see how many Dims it takes to unscrew a light bulb!


59 posted on 09/30/2004 2:41:24 PM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"Or is his camp just trying to reduce expectations"

I agree .. that's the first thing I thought of when I heard about the argument over the lights.

I suspect one of the first excuses the dems will use will be the light issue, in order to downplay why Kerry did so badly.


60 posted on 09/30/2004 2:46:02 PM PDT by CyberAnt (Sen.Miller said, "Bush is a God-fearing man with a good heart and a spine of tempered steel")
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