[Bahbah]

"They probably found the makeup they're using to tone down Kerry's orange skin."

It could also be his tooth whitening powder.

[COBOL2Java]

"Believe me, when you're striving to convince the American people that George Bush is the wrong choice for the country, nothing helps get that message across better than a full set of pearly whites."
Senator John F. Kerry, Presidential candidate and professional gigolo.

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