[EQAndyBuzz]

Kerry probably spent the last day practicing his debating skills from the shower. That is the only way that is coming off.

[finnman69]

SEE new photos. he got his teeth whitened:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1231679/posts

[Semper Paratus]

I heard a good chlorine rinse would work but there's a chance his face could turn yellow.

A tip off would be late demand for VERY soft lighting.

[salorama]

I figured it out! The stretched face and the orange tint are definite signs of pantyhose!

You need a good disguise when you attempt to steal an election.

[sr4402]

How dare you criticize my tan. My wife says anyone who criticizes my health care is an IDOIT. Are you a Republican?

/sarcasm off

[Soul Seeker]

There is not a woman alive who will not sympathise with the Democrat John Kerry for doing what he did this week. Who among us has not done the same thing? That is, made a stupid, stupid decision regarding our appearance right before a very important event.

Except Kerry is not a woman.

Even if he were, my feeling is that issues should take priority over vanity, but there might be a degree of sympathy if a hairdresser applied a bad perm. Kerry is supposed to be a male and fixing his teeth, applying botox and turning orange are NOT qualities I find attractive in a male. Is he going to be wearing a girdle next?

Then he lies about what he has done and insults our intelligence.

[trebb]

Kerry knows the debate will not be about issues, but image. Important topics will be treated superficially.

Ahhhh, he thinks everything falls in with his original game plan - look good; sound stupid, no problem because "look good" trumps everything else...

[ColoCdn]

THE WONKA FACTORY NEWS RELEASE!!

We are happy to announce that our missing Oompa Loompa has been found, thanks to pajama-clad internet bloggers.

Lurcha Loompa will rejoin his co-workers on Nov. 3rd.

Thanks to all.

W.W.

[pa_dweller]

I heard a few minutes of Michael Savage's show last night and there was a (woman) caller who theorized that he, Kerry, had just got another botox treatement and the "tan" is to hide the small blotches caused by the injections.

[alrea]

the Copper look is in

[holden]

On CNN this early afternoon, the co-anchors accented the orangeness of the day. Chuck Roberts' make-up was distinctly orange, and his co-anchor babe, whoever she was, was wearing an orange leather outfit. The color theme for the story graphics was also red, yellow, and orange.

It wasn't that the TV color tuning was bad. The anchor make-up was very different from the face color of the news readers/reporters on location.

I believe this was a conscious effort to do sKerry a pre-emptive Hallowe'en favor.

And no, I don't normally watch CNN, I was stuck at a lunch bar with TVs tuned to CNN. I listened to none of their propaganda.

HF

[crazyhorse691]

JFK is not running as a woman candidate for president or is he? The stick thin figure, the fancy hairdresser, the cosmetic surgery, the clothes. I think he is anorexic; has anybody ever seen him swallow?

[T Minus Four]

I got the worst haircut of my life the day before the prom.