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To: Pfesser
I heard a good chlorine rinse would work but there's a chance his face could turn yellow.

A tip off would be late demand for VERY soft lighting.

4 posted on 09/30/2004 11:40:46 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: Semper Paratus

So let's take an inventory now...

...Kerry got Botox injections to remove wrinkles and look better

...Kerry ot supremely expensive hairdos from a high fashion hairdresser

...Kerry got the orange fake tan sprayed on to look better

...Kerry got his teeth whitened to look better

All of this leads us to a few inevitable conclusions:

1) If Clinton was the first "black" president, apparently Kerry is trying to be the first "woman" president!

2) Kerry tells us its his ideas/substance that is what is important and why we should vote for him; BUT he rushes headlong into trying to have the best image/style.

3) Kerry must have been one UGLY sonofagun before all this started!!!


8 posted on 09/30/2004 11:54:12 AM PDT by connor_in
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