"That's not my light going off, it belongs to my family"
"Shove the F'n lights!"
"The color of those lights makes me look orange"
"You should have seen the Christmas lights we had in Cambodia"
Two thoughts:
1. Wire his lights in series with his microphone; snip one, snip both.
2. Am I to assume Kerry has a union electrician on his campaign staff? Surely such a big supporter of labor wouldn't deprive a union thug of a paycheck, would he?
I hate seeing your name used in vain.