Ask SittinYonder - he was an expert at that!
I already have my chick. Freeper Laura Earl. She digs W.
Seeing that my expert advice has been asked for ...
In college all the really pretty chicks were idiot liberals, but I found that if I grew my hair long and ran an underground newspaper it didn't matter what I thought or what I said, the idiot liberal girls figured I was an idiot liberal too. Being perceived as an idiot liberal helped me score with chicks. Finally, I found one idiot liberal I really liked so I made her a smart conservative, cut my hair and married her.