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Tonight, John Kerry plays "Who Wants To Be A President?"
RegisteredMedia ^
| 09.30.04
| Registered
Posted on 09/30/2004 9:01:47 AM PDT by Registered

TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: flipflop; flipper; flopper; kerry; lurch; president
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To: Registered
Is that your FINAL answer?
To: Registered
"Is that your final answer"
To: Registered
I love it... this is so exactly true.. and The President needs to use that Regis line... Well Senator is that your final answer.... the place will howl...
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:04:13 AM PDT
by
tomnbeverly
(Don't let John Kerry put a price on our childrens heads bear any burden pay any cost elect GW.)
To: Registered
You're hilarious. But I've gotta know, are those teeth real or retouched?
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:04:54 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: sierrahome
Just for asking...is there a good dentist in Mass? Geesh now I don't feel so bad about 30 years of black coffee
To: Registered
http://johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com/
Great image, though I never actually watched that program I did get lots of E-mail humor about it when it was still new a while back.
Another thread just started a few minutes ago has similar notions on audio.
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:05:48 AM PDT
by
Radix
(What turns orange in Sept., is carved up in Oct., and is thrown out in Nov.?)
To: Quilla
nasty, nasty horse teeth...i hope i never see a close-up picture of this dufus again!
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:05:59 AM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Defeat Daschle! Donate to John Thune at www.johnthune.com)
To: Registered
mAYBE HE COULD PHONE A FRIEND, CHIRC
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:06:26 AM PDT
by
lillybet
(I)
To: Registered
And, as Zell Miller said last night, the debate needs Regis around to ask Flipper if that was his final answer.
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:06:46 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Kerry could have left 'Nam within a week if Purple Hearts were awarded for shots to the foot.)
To: Registered
Shouldn't he be colored fluorescent orange?
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:07:17 AM PDT
by
GSlob
To: tomnbeverly; Huck
I love it... this is so exactly true.. and The President needs to use that Regis line... Well Senator is that your final answer.... the place will howl...That was Huck's suggestion WEEKS ago.......and it was forwarded to the White House!
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:09:46 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
Heard on the news this morning that John Kerry is expected to "clarify his position on Iraq". Look for more flips and flops at the 1st of three debates! Ah, exciting times we live in.
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:10:21 AM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(Real gun control is - all shots inside the ten ring)
To: Registered
Kerry is so insecure that one of the things he demanded for the debates was that HIS dressing room be exactly like Bush's.
And that Bush not be permitted to use a riser to make him look taller.
As if Bush would do such a thing.
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:10:57 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
To: Howlin
Hey I sent you freepmail about that. Did you get it? I caught the tail end of an NBC broadcast and someone mentioned that line, saying it might be a "preview."
If he uses it, I'm taking credit!
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:11:55 AM PDT
by
Huck
("Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an air force." --P.J. O'Rourke)
To: Huck
Yes, I got it; I forgot to reply.
And if he uses it, you can bet I will make SURE you get the credit!
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:12:48 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
To: Registered
To: Howlin
Re his demand that his dressing room be exactly like Bush's.Ever the imitator, isn't he?
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:13:38 AM PDT
by
Carolinamom
(This space reserved for GWB to sit beside me.)
To: Carolinamom
Yes, he is. I even heard him say "Help is on the way" yesterday.
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:14:05 AM PDT
by
Howlin
(What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
To: Howlin
I've heard Bush crowd test the line at a couple rallies in recent weeks. The line got riotous laughter!
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posted on
09/30/2004 9:14:43 AM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(Real gun control is - all shots inside the ten ring)
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