"My, it's hot. Anyone have a Perrier and an Egyptian cotton towel for this man? WHAT? NO PERRIER? Have you discussed this with your union steward? We'll get to the bottom of this RIGHT AWAY! Of course, you can bet that the White House has all the Perrier they can drink! Now, if you'll excuse me, my fake tan is sweating off...have to look good for the cameras, you know..."
well done! LOL