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Man Dies After Pet Hamster Bites Him
Mainichi Daily News ^
| Sept 28,2004
Posted on 09/29/2004 1:52:42 PM PDT by kingattax
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:52:44 PM PDT
by
kingattax
To: kingattax
Richard Gere in the news again.
To: kingattax
Uh, I hate to ask, but in these days of Richard Gere and all,...
Just WHERE did the hamster bite him?
I mean, it might have been self defense!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:54:37 PM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Kerry broke the faith, pure and simple.)
To: kingattax
One wonders if this is what the hamster Kerry gave mouth-to-mouth to really WANTED to do to Kerry. EEEYUCK!
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:55:29 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Results matter.)
To: rintense
Guess Kerry got off lucky when he tried to give Licorice mouth to mouth.
5
posted on
09/29/2004 1:56:43 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: kingattax
Must have been a Syrian hamster..
To: SortaBichy
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:58:58 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
To: orangelobster
Ok, the Gere reference is over my head. What is that about? [Considering that 2 posts mention him.]
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:59:09 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
(His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
To: kingattax
Sounds like something out of The Sims. . .
9
posted on
09/29/2004 1:59:39 PM PDT
by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: TomGuy
=8-0
I made the mistake of asking that question a while ago.
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posted on
09/29/2004 1:59:59 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: TomGuy
To: kingattax
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:01:28 PM PDT
by
bootyist-monk
(<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
To: kingattax
To: No Truce With Kings; tiamat
I've never had a homicidal hamster. I have had a ghost or two, though, usually from someone standing too close to the grill.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:03:03 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: kingattax
The hamster didn't try to perform CPR? That's the last time we let Kerry save their furry little butts. :)
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:03:43 PM PDT
by
Zhalchylde
(Don't follow me...I think I stepped in something.)
To: sheik yerbouty
This was the other Kerry hamster story but not well known. The hamster, who goes by the name of Rodney, was caught in the crossfire during a rebel uprising. After being wounded by two bullets, Rodney seemed destined to meet his maker. Out of nowhere came John "I served in Vietnam" Kerry who in a rolling dive grabbed the dying hamster and under gunfire zigzagged his way out of danger. He immediately began a blood transfusion by jabbing a straw from his Wendy's soda he was holding all the while. After removing the bullets with his Swiss Army knife he wrapped Rodney in a blanket and nursed him back to health. During his recovery John taught him self defense or biting as it is known in Hamster circles.
Latest release from Kerry aides say the Senator never met this particular hamster and it is just a rumor.
You decide.
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:05:58 PM PDT
by
Sparky760
(The sleeping Giant has been awakened)
To: TomGuy
Rumor had it a few years back that he had to go to the doc over, shall we say, "rodent stuffing", but it wasn't a hamster, but a gerbil. So the rumor goes, anyways..
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:07:20 PM PDT
by
Windsong
(FighterPilot)
To: TomGuy
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:08:42 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: orangelobster
Nah!
If it was Gere's rodent, the guy woulda died from e-Coli!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:11:58 PM PDT
by
aShepard
To: Mr. Jazzy; rintense
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:14:54 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(Urrrrrrgh! Kerry! Baaaaaaaad!!!!!!..................Frank N. Stein)
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