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I have it from a plastic surgeon that the "Orange Man effect" is the result of what is described as a spray on tan product that is used to "cover the injection sites from botox treatments which do bruse post-operativelly it is possible that due to Kerry's reported sweatting problems that the injection were used to temporally paralise the small sweat glands in the upper lip as well as remove wrinkles "
1 posted on 09/29/2004 10:32:58 AM PDT by garfab
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Aha!!! So this is to keep him from sweating like a stuck pig Thursday night. He looked bad at the RAT convention, mopped his face about a zillion times. We can't have that!


85 posted on 09/29/2004 12:36:37 PM PDT by hershey
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For an ugly guy, he sure spends alot of time and effort on his appearance. WTF?


88 posted on 09/29/2004 12:40:27 PM PDT by riri
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Kerry needs the orange skin to match his Umpa Lumpa suit.
91 posted on 09/29/2004 12:45:01 PM PDT by april15Bendovr
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Maybe he's going after the critical Mantan Moreland fan base vote.

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94 posted on 09/29/2004 12:55:29 PM PDT by Mike Bates (You're getting drowsy. You will buy my book, you will buy my book, you will buy my book. . .)
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To look more alive, Kerry decides to use the new Orang-U-Tan quick tanning product...
However, he overapplies it and suffers the consequences:


100 posted on 09/29/2004 1:50:11 PM PDT by mikrofon (Don't monkey around with Mother Nature)
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...Like the Oompa-Loompa-Doompadee-Do!

101 posted on 09/29/2004 2:07:57 PM PDT by Mr.Atos (http://mysandmen.blogspot.com)
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Lay off Kerry.

He is comfortable in his skin!


109 posted on 09/29/2004 8:35:33 PM PDT by sine_nomine (Protect the weakest of the weak - the unborn babies.)
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