Kerry's "Orange Skin" an explaination from an Plastic Surgeon

Drudgereport ^ | Sept.28.2004

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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX TUE SEPT 28, 2004 09:23:25 ET XXXXX

KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE

Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show the senator dramatically taking on color.

Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry's face to rich pumpkin-colored hues? Or has he been campaigning in the rust-belt?

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.

[OXENinFLA]

Now why is it that YAHOO STILL doesn't have any pics of ORANGE Kerry posted....

All the pics shown are from the 27th or are "file" photos????

[kidd]

I think its going to be hard to find the tall thin pumpkins for carving for Halloween.

[SOSCEO]

[ezo4]

So this Dork injects botulism in his face and then paints him self orange and wheres a little yellow plastic bracelet, and looks like a fag when playing sports.

? there are people in America that are going to vote for this clymer to be POTUS & CAC ?

kerry is going to get his @ss handed to him tomorrow I betcha

[TwoSue]

Looks like a flea collar.

[Esther Ruth]

"If your face or neck is orange or blotchy, relax. .....
To get rid of blotchiness, BAKING SODA is your friend. Get damp in the shower, and massage dry baking soda onto your damp skin, rubbing in small, gentle circles."

Sounds like he needs to shower with a box or 2 of baking soda, rub all the orange colored cells off, who knows what he will look like then - a glowy sort of red rawness and all that sweat - ewww...

[keats5]

Does anyone remember when,as a presidential candidate, Dubya spoke to the press with a band aid on his face? I thought it so refreshing to see a man so unconcerned about his appearance. I heard, when someone asked him about wearing the band aid, he said he'd thought no one would notice! LOL.

[Conservative4Ever]

Does anybody else here find the extreme actions taken by Kerry to 'look good' for the camera just the least be self-absorbed and kinda scary? The guy is running for commander-and-chief and is obsessed with his looks on camera?! I find it unnerving myself.

Red

[doug from upland]

Come and mock him in song --- C R Y I N G

[Nathan Zachary]

They claim Kerry got a bit of a burn Playing football? Here is a pic, obviously near the end of his prepy photo op, He sure doesn't look anywhere near getting a burn.

[blanknoone]

Orange results when you mix RED and YELLOW.

[evets]

[jer2911tx]

the least his campaign could do is attempt to make his lies credible....at least wacko jacko makes the attempt to explain his bizarre appearance with a lie at least he himself can come to believe....very disturbing how kerry doesn't even bother to put much effort into even the most basic lies....i don't own an SUV....i don't fall down....my favorite gun is an m-16 but i don't have one anymore, but my chinese assault rifle is cool....i was tired and didn't articulate my response like i should have since it was so late at night past my bedtime (at noon) i mean, come on, we know politicians stretch the truth and only stress the positive points, but blatant lies about every simple thing that is seen as a lie at the moment he says it.....i've never known anyone that can lie without a care in the world....i guess he's rich and not used to telling the truth after 20 years in the senate and his senate testimony after the war. can someone photoshop kerry as jon lovitz from sat night live's liar's anonymous....didn't he date morgan fairchild? would love to see some bizarre foreign policy statement and follow it up saying 'and i'll repeal bush's tax cuts for the rich, like morgan fairchild, whom i've slept with

[Rebel_Ace]

The ONLY acceptable Orange Public Figure:

[Timeout]

"TechniKerry"

[infool7]

I thought I was the only one. Quite a few years ago while working on my car I noticed a yellow jackets nest inside my garage. Being a bit of a procrastinator I put off destroying the nest. I guess they eventually got to know me and didn’t become agitated when I was around but if a stranger showed up the wasps let them know they were there. To bad it only lasted one summer. What a concept pet wasps. I wonder if you could train them to get the paper.

[Safetgiver]

I believe your second scenario is appropriate for here.

[not2worry]

This is what I also think.

There was much "ado" about Kerry's sweating at the DNC convention where he was in friendly territory.

BTW, my sister reminded me that Kerry took a couple of days off from the campaign trail due to a "chest cold". Could it really have been for a botox injection with a cover up spray tan?

I heard him in a retort while on "vacation" for his "cold" and commented to the hubby that he didn't sound like he had a cold to me.

As Artie Johnson would say "Verrrrryyyy Interesting"

[Lunatic Fringe]

"Well, the terror level on John Kerry's face has been raised to orange." -Jay Leno

Monday

Yesterday

[Chewbacco]

He also wears colored contacts to change his eye color.

basicly, everything about this man is faked