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FReep this poll: Where did Kerry get his tan?
Hannity.com ^
| 9-28-2004
| Sean Hannity
Posted on 09/28/2004 10:55:19 PM PDT by Redcloak
If you haven't done it already, FReep this poll!
How do you think John Kerry got his tan?
Was it...
- Windsurfing?
- Football?
- Spray-on tan?
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: freep; kerry; lurch; orangekerry; spraycan; tan
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Sure, it's already a bit lopsided, but what the hey! Have at it!!
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posted on
09/28/2004 10:55:19 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
To: Redcloak
He had a chemical peel, followed by some self-tanning lotion. And when that didn't work, Kerry went to the tanning parlor.
2
posted on
09/28/2004 10:56:31 PM PDT
by
Utah Girl
To: Redcloak
Same place he gets his ever-shifting hair color, maybe..ie, a bottle?
3
posted on
09/28/2004 10:56:36 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Pirates of the Appalachians)
To: Redcloak
4
posted on
09/28/2004 10:57:39 PM PDT
by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Dan Rather's got to go!)
To: Utah Girl
But orange you glad he laid off the Botox?....:)
5
posted on
09/28/2004 10:57:49 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Pirates of the Appalachians)
To: Redcloak
Trying to sign up illegal aliens to vote?
6
posted on
09/28/2004 10:59:36 PM PDT
by
ladyinred
("John Kerry reporting for spitball and typewriter duty.")
To: Paleo Conservative
7
posted on
09/28/2004 11:00:20 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Pirates of the Appalachians)
To: Redcloak
I am not sure that it's a tan. I think his skin is simply leaking.
8
posted on
09/28/2004 11:01:45 PM PDT
by
Gator113
To: Redcloak
3 spray on. Tans that dark take time and they don't look that orange. He was pale just a couple of days ago.
To: Gator113
Terasa slapped him silly.
10
posted on
09/28/2004 11:02:57 PM PDT
by
Texasforever
(Mainstream Media Has Been Outsourced.)
To: Redcloak
11
posted on
09/28/2004 11:03:24 PM PDT
by
Fruitbat
To: Salamander
To: Redcloak
The Guiness Book of World Records has an unfilled category: Most narcissistic, most obsessed about personal appearance, most self-indulgent, most arrogant, least knowledgeable presidential candidate, EVER. Kerry!
13
posted on
09/28/2004 11:04:05 PM PDT
by
Tax Government
(Please visit and join STOMP, http://stomp4victory.org/stompcontents/join)
To: Utah Girl
He had a chemical peel, followed by some self-tanning lotion.Now, if he only had a brain....
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posted on
09/28/2004 11:05:07 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Pirates of the Appalachians)
To: Redcloak
he's just trying to unite the carrot, pumpkin, and orange growers and pickers to vote for him this year.
15
posted on
09/28/2004 11:05:28 PM PDT
by
rineaux
(hardcore for W04)
To: television is just wrong
Wanna hear something funny, in a yucky way?
I put some "QT" all over me and then went off and got knocked down by a horse.
I spent 10 in a coma and nobody washed off the QT.
That stuff isn't like "time-released" or anything, either.
It just keeps "working".
I looked a lot like kerry by the time I went home...:))
16
posted on
09/28/2004 11:08:02 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Pirates of the Appalachians)
To: Salamander
"But orange you glad he laid off the Botox?....:)"You think he looks like he's laid off the botox? I thought he'd had a fresh treatment as part of his makeover for his "introduction to the American people" on Thursday. He'd returned to the bloodhound look recently and now looks more like an orange basset.
To: Utah Girl
I'm just glad Freepers can't reach through the monitor and smack me for such a bad pun...LOL!
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posted on
09/28/2004 11:10:02 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Pirates of the Appalachians)
To: intolerancewillNOTbetolerated
Sorry!
I had to come up with *something* to work the "orange" joke in there.
Have mercy!...:))
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posted on
09/28/2004 11:11:29 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Pirates of the Appalachians)
To: Salamander
Lol, I tried it too, years ago. It makes you orange. He should have at least sprung for something a little better.
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