Posted on 09/28/2004 9:37:40 PM PDT by Jose Roberto
To beat President Bush you must do the following. 1. Always interrupt him. Show him that Vietnam taught you that you have to get noticed at any cost. Ignore Lehrer's warnings, after all, he is on your side. 2. Attack the Swift Vets. It is better late than never. 3. Explain to the nation that if you had to do it all over again, you would vote for the $87 billion before you voted against it. That will reinforce the fact that you are a flexible man capable of changing your mind. 4. Tell America that you will make Howard Dean your Secretary of Defense. They will admire your generosity towards a vanquished competitor. 5. Tell America that Teresa Heinz will be in charge of the Department of Wellness. She will advocate the need of having naked children playing in the parks to prevent heat exhaustion. She is a strong woman who believes that scumbags and idiots do not belong in the Kerry Administration and will tell the obstructionist Republicans to shove it. 6. Be bold. Make Dan Rather your Press Secretary. He will bring moral rectitude and credibility to the job. 7. Be creative. Tell America that baseball is no longer the national pasttime...Windsurfing is the rage. And tell Charles Rangel that in Harlem they can start windsurfing in the unspoiled waters of the East River. 8. Declare regime change in Iraq all over again. We cannot have Iyad Allawi as Prime Minister. Say that you will encourage Al Zarqawi and Mostaq Al-Sadr to run for Prime Minister of Iraq. What a masterful stroke
With all that agenda, Bush will be eclipsed. You will dictate the destiny of the new America. And the day after the debate, please send $2000 to the Hillary for 2008 Commitee.
LOL!!
Did you read that part about vanity posts when you signed up here?
Love,
Hill
also, say "shove it" a lot, because voters really like an
assertive candidate. and remember to call President Bush
"scumbag".
This needs to be labeld VANITY and posted in Chat or Bloggers.
Oh, I did not know that. Let me take it there. Thanks!
How can I take it to Chat/Blogger?
Shouldn't this have been posted under political humor?
Tell America, "we plan to take some things away from you."
To beat President Bush you must do the following:
1. Always interrupt him. Show him that Vietnam taught you that you have to get noticed at any cost.
(Ignore Lehrer's warnings, after all, he is on your side)
2. Attack the Swift Vets.
(It is better late than never)
3. Explain to the nation that if you had to do it all over again, you would vote for the $87 billion before you voted against it.
(That will reinforce the fact that you are a flexible man capable of changing your mind)
4. Tell America that you will make Howard Dean your Secretary of Defense.
(They will admire your generosity towards a vanquished competitor)
5. Tell America that Teresa Heinz will be in charge of the Department of Wellness. She will advocate the need of having naked children playing in the parks to prevent heat exhaustion.
(She is a strong woman who believes that scumbags and idiots do not belong in the Kerry Administration and will tell the obstructionist Republicans to shove it)
6. Be bold! Make Dan Rather your Press Secretary.
(He will bring moral rectitude and credibility to the job)
7. Be creative. Tell America that baseball is no longer the national pasttime...Windsurfing is the rage.
(And tell Charles Rangel that in Harlem they can start windsurfing in the unspoiled waters of the East River)
8. Declare regime change in Iraq all over again.
(We cannot have Iyad Allawi as Prime Minister. Say that you will encourage Al Zarqawi and Mostaq Al-Sadr to run for Prime Minister of Iraq, what a masterful stroke)
With all that agenda, Bush will be eclipsed. You will dictate the destiny of the new America. And the day after the debate, please send $2000 to the Hillary for 2008 Commitee.
Not to worry, the mods will move it shortly.
Welcome to FR!! This is very funny!
This is F U N N Y !
Thank you for posting it,
and welcome to FR. ;o)
LOL. Thanks for sharing your humor. This is way too good.
Welcome to FR, Jose. Keep up your humor. We need it :-)
Spacing is our friend. Thanks
Welcome, some folks jump right in. Very funny.
Very funny, and welcome to FR! #5 and #6 were my favorites! Not the queen saying "let them eat cake", but "let them go nekkid!"
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Whats a labeld?
Bush needs to rattle Kerry ,he's a hot head and can't handle negative remarks,then he'll start to ramble and make a fool of himself as he his done before.
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