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Kerry's Mystic Tan for the Magical Mystical Tour. "They're coming to take me away, take me away."

Posted on 09/28/2004 7:11:48 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas

Consumer Team Report

Mystic Tan (WWLP; June 4, 2002) – Is it possible to get a perfect tan in seconds, without the harmful effects of the sun? This Consumer team report tells us of the results of the 22News Consumer Team test of the "Mystic Tan" technique.

Makers of 'Mystic Tan' say it applies a sunless tan safely, quickly, evenly... and in only 28 seconds. But we wanted to see for ourselves. Is it possible to get a UV free tan in seconds? With the push of a button, a fine mist of Aloe Vera, an instant bronzer, and a chemical called DHA are sprayed from nozzles onto your skin.

We wanted to know, is this stuff safe? Springfield dermatologist Dr. Stanley Glazer says, yes. He says the active chemical... DHA or Di-Hydroxy Acetone is what's found in most over-the- counter self-tanners. When it's applied to the skin it causes it to darken, like a stain. Dr. Glazer: “They darken the most superficial layer of the skin called the Stratum-Corneum. They're quite effective. They're very safe. There's a rare instance of people being sensitive or allergic to them, but it's quite uncommon.”

So what's the difference between 'Mystic Tan' and the kind you find in a bottle? Liz Piponidis: “It does go on streak-free so I like it a lot better than self-tanners.”

Owner of East Longmeadow's Island Tanning, Todd Witwer explained that users should wear nylon foot coverings, a hair cap and barrier cream on their hands. Todd Witwer: “It will mist you for 14 seconds on the front, turn around it'll mist you for 14 seconds on the back, then you get out, towel dry and about 6 hours later you're totally tan.”

But we wanted to check it out for ourselves... all at the expense of a potentially great tan. I gave mystic tan a run for its money... and ended up with a noticeable tan. And speaking of money, one of these sessions costs about $25... but Witwer says, compare that to a tanning bed, or the natural sun... both unhealthy and potentially dangerous to your skin. Todd Witwer: “It usually takes about 5 to 7 sessions to get a tan. With this it takes 1 session, the next day you've got a tan. We're trying to discourage tanning, but if people want the color, this is certainly a reasonable alternative I think.”

It has been 6 days since my Mystic Tan session and the color started to fade about a day ago. So Mystic Tan lives up to its claims. One Consumer Team observation; wearing the nylon footwear can cause a tan line there. So users may want to use barrier cream on the soles of their feet and toenails. And on a sidenote, Mystic Tan should not be used to create a base-tan before going in the sun. It will not protect you from sunburn.


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To: igoramus987

Jungle John. He tans real fast.


61 posted on 09/28/2004 7:46:53 PM PDT by the rifleman
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To: BobS; Cats Pajamas
I made a mistake. Don't use LNO. I meant LN2. LNO is a rocket oxidizing propellent. Stay away from that.

"Stay away from highly combustible materials. Oh wait just a minute, it's not rocket oxidizier? It's a vat of cryogens? Hey everybody, c'mon in, the water's fine!"

62 posted on 09/28/2004 7:47:01 PM PDT by Palmetto
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To: Cats Pajamas




Boofen,

amtlich: freiübernachten ;-) ist eine sehr alte Tradition im sächsischen Klettern. Die Generation nach dem Ersten Weltkrieg, vielleicht auch schon vorher, begannen unter den Gipfeln und Wänden zu biwakieren - sächsisch boofen.


Lange Jahre gab es nur einen kleinen Kreis und fast ausschließlich Kletterer die booften. In den 70ern uferte das plötzlich aus. Nicht nur die Zahl der Boofer stieg weit über das Maß des naturverträglichen sondern auch ihr Verhalten schüttelte den Hund samt Hütte.
Hangzonen wurden "erodiert", Geländer demontiert und je höher die Waldbrandstufe, je größer die Flammen. Das Ganze hatte auch selten mit klettern zu tun (und übrigens auch nichts mit innerem Widerstand gegen das System!)
In dieser Zeit gab es auch die ersten Bemühungen der Sache Herr zu werden und keineswegs nur von oben verordnete.


63 posted on 09/28/2004 7:47:17 PM PDT by woofie (This document was generated in 2004 by a computer)
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To: BobS
I would get fired if they found out I was playing with their stuff like this.

LOL, I imagine so. I guess I don't need to warn you, but man, that junk'll mess you up.

64 posted on 09/28/2004 7:48:28 PM PDT by Palmetto
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To: Cats Pajamas

Ja. I worked as a boofendoofer through college.


65 posted on 09/28/2004 7:48:32 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (Why don't you go and doof your own boofen?)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Kerry saw the Blue Man Group in concert and liked them so much he decided to form the Orange Man Group.


66 posted on 09/28/2004 7:49:11 PM PDT by Kirkwood (I think, therefore I am Republican!)
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To: JesseJane

Trust me, LN2 will make him normal. With LNO, he won't be around for long. We WANT him around. In the Addams Family.


67 posted on 09/28/2004 7:49:18 PM PDT by BobS
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To: woofie

68 posted on 09/28/2004 7:49:30 PM PDT by Howlin (What's the Font Spacing, Kenneth?)
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To: Cats Pajamas
Welcome to FR

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69 posted on 09/28/2004 7:50:15 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Cats Pajamas
Director's Cut: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

"I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear!"

John "Liveshot" Kerry in a scene left on the cutting room floor.
70 posted on 09/28/2004 7:50:45 PM PDT by rinkrat (Lovey! Lovey! You mean Halloween isn't this week?)
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To: Cats Pajamas
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Love your screen name.

71 posted on 09/28/2004 7:51:33 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Howlin

If Al Gore is for it can it be bad?


72 posted on 09/28/2004 7:51:55 PM PDT by woofie (This document was generated in 2004 by a computer)
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To: foolscap

A few days. Not long long enough for him.


73 posted on 09/28/2004 7:52:22 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: Palmetto

It's safe. I am very good with chemistry and physics. I know my limits. You breath 71% nitrogen with every breath. The liquid form looks like boiling water in a cup. Very cold. -273C in the center.


74 posted on 09/28/2004 7:52:41 PM PDT by BobS
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To: igoramus987
Yes, I can see by the look on his face that the sun on that cloudy day must have been burning him to a crsip..

"Eeeeee!!!! This football is hurting me! Eeee!"

"Eeeee! Don`t touch me you beast! Eeeee!"

75 posted on 09/28/2004 7:53:32 PM PDT by Imaverygooddriver ( What`s the difference between Windows XP and John Kerry? Windows XP works once in a while.)
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To: Cats Pajamas

76 posted on 09/28/2004 7:54:59 PM PDT by armymarinemom (Get with the program, Troops don't need body armor against spitballs)
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To: Cats Pajamas

Welcome!!!!!
gpapa 2004-09-18 ankle biting FReeper


77 posted on 09/28/2004 7:55:18 PM PDT by gpapa
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To: speedy

No swimsuit issue. Just one very tasteful, elegant swimsuit photo so everyone can put a face with the name, Lisa by the way and then everyone will be quiet about it and we can get down to business and post like good little freepers.


78 posted on 09/28/2004 7:55:37 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: woofie

Your freakin me now.


79 posted on 09/28/2004 7:56:16 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: Imaverygooddriver

I swear he was worrying about the ball hitting his new teethies...


80 posted on 09/28/2004 7:57:15 PM PDT by JesseJane ( “fake but accurate” ... it’s like saying a body in a pine box is “dead but lifelike.” -- Lileks)
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