[Prime Choice]

And now for Kerry's debating strategy!

[IrishGOP]

Letterman's still on tv?

[KJacob]

Not bad although the NG joke is rather weak.

[ArmyBratCutie]

>>4. Moving his lips to pretend microphone isn't working. <<

HHAHHAHAHHAHHAA

[HouTom]

I can let down my partisan defensiveness and concede that some of these are pretty funny. At least they took pot shots at both candidates, rather than just Bush.

[Heavyrunner]

That's actually sorta witty. :)

[arizonarachel]

In response to #5...

Someone please post the bunny w/ the waffle on it's head pic.
It cracks me up every time, I need some relief here @ work!

[GLSchnJR]

It was humerous!

[savedbygrace]

Other than the last three, they're OK. No LOL lines here, though. Letterman just isn't funny. Neither are Leno and O'Brien, for that matter.

[stainlessbanner]

10 is funny. They should have used a "secret plan" joke

[gridlock]

Let's hope they keep lowering those expectations. Then when the President debates Orange Julius, he'll win half the battle by just saying "Good evening" without drooling.

[Ciexyz]

Leno's jokes are funnier. I esp. liked the one about Clinton: "Did you hear that Playboy is planning a "Girls of McDonalds" spread? Sounds like Bill Clinton's wet dream!"

[Lady Heron]

He thought this was funny????

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I heard this on the radio this morning and it sounded like the audience laughed hardest at #10 and #3 didn't go over well at all (I think I heard a few "boo"s).

[weegee]

John Kerry has much more to lose in these debates than President Bush. Kerry has avoided offering specifics, now the differences between the responses given by Bush and Kerry will become clear.

Event Democrats have conceded that President Bush is a better debator.

A good response to any of Kerry's long-winded flip-flopping answers would be to ask "So does that mean that you are FOR it or AGAINST it?"

Isn't it ironic that the left has forged documents to "show" that President Bush was absent from his National Guard service while Candidate Kerry has denied evidence that showed he lied about the date he left his pro-North Vietnamese "anti-war" organization (the one that planned to assassinate elected congressmen)?

[Grampa Dave]

[Grampa Dave]

Letterman gets his paycheck from the same c BS that Rather does! Spend 60 seconds watching the c BS eye which Rather and Letterman are icons for.

[Grampa Dave]

Letterman gets his paycheck from the same c BS that Rather does! Spend 60 seconds watching the c BS eye which Rather and Letterman are icons for.

[ArGee]

My own list.

10. Start every answer with, "I know Senator Kerry isn't interested in facts, but..."

9. Mispronounce Senator Kerry's name. One suggestion is to pronounce it as "Senator Flipper."

8. Thank the Senator for taking time to show up for the debate. It shows he takes the job of running for President more seriously than the job of Senator.

7. Regularly munch on Wendy's fries while Kerry is talking.

6. Wear a "Beach Boys" wig.

5. Keep referring to "My first wife, Laura."

4. Mention all the world leaders who want you to stay President by name.

3. Keep searching behind Kerry's podium. When he finally asks what you are doing, tell him, "It seems like Jaques Chirac must be hiding there somewhere."

2. Ask him "What does 'f' stand for again?"

And the number one strategy for Bush in the debate (I wish I could claim this but another FReepre said it first).

1. Start every response to a Kerry statement with, "Final answer?"

Shalom.