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Letterman's "Top Ten George W. Bush Debate Strategies"
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Posted on 09/28/2004 11:04:57 AM PDT by FlyLow
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To: FlyLow
Letterman gets his paycheck from the same c BS that Rather does! Spend 60 seconds watching the c BS eye which Rather and Letterman are icons for. 
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posted on
09/28/2004 11:58:12 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(When will the ABCNNBC BS lunatic libs stop Rathering to Americans? Answer: NEVER!)
To: Hi Heels
Yeah. Did you ever see GHW Bush with Dana Carvey? I get the impression that he has his father's sense of humor.
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posted on
09/28/2004 12:00:51 PM PDT
by
zeugma
(Face it folks, the Great Experiment is over.)
To: arizonarachel
Someone please post the bunny w/ the waffle on its head pic.
It cracks me up every time, I need some relief here @ work!
I have no idea what you're talking about....
So, here's a Bunny with a Pancake on its head
Click the Pic
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posted on
09/28/2004 12:24:27 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: ArmyBratCutie
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posted on
09/28/2004 12:36:12 PM PDT
by
KiloLima
(No good deed goes unpunished.)
To: arizonarachel
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posted on
09/28/2004 12:38:07 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: KiloLima
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posted on
09/28/2004 12:38:47 PM PDT
by
ArmyBratCutie
("Four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:soap, ballot, jury, ammo in this order!")
To: savedbygrace
I still miss Johnny Carson...
To: TheKurgan
Me too. Boy, we had it good when the master was in charge of the laughs at night. I hope he's happy and relaxed with his life. He's earned it.
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posted on
09/28/2004 1:07:43 PM PDT
by
Max7
(.)
To: Prime Choice
These are awful! Letterman needs new writers.
To: FlyLow
My own list.
10. Start every answer with, "I know Senator Kerry isn't interested in facts, but..."
9. Mispronounce Senator Kerry's name. One suggestion is to pronounce it as "Senator Flipper."
8. Thank the Senator for taking time to show up for the debate. It shows he takes the job of running for President more seriously than the job of Senator.
7. Regularly munch on Wendy's fries while Kerry is talking.
6. Wear a "Beach Boys" wig.
5. Keep referring to "My first wife, Laura."
4. Mention all the world leaders who want you to stay President by name.
3. Keep searching behind Kerry's podium. When he finally asks what you are doing, tell him, "It seems like Jaques Chirac must be hiding there somewhere."
2. Ask him "What does 'f' stand for again?"
And the number one strategy for Bush in the debate (I wish I could claim this but another FReepre said it first).
1. Start every response to a Kerry statement with, "Final answer?"
Shalom.
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posted on
09/28/2004 1:27:52 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: TheBigB
Ohhhh. I like yours best.
Shalom.
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posted on
09/28/2004 1:29:30 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: Ciexyz
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posted on
09/28/2004 1:29:45 PM PDT
by
uncitizen
(This is war, not a garden party!)
To: ArGee
ROFL!
Especially number 3 :)
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posted on
09/28/2004 1:31:22 PM PDT
by
Okies love Dubya 2
(My three little FReepers are 6, 2, and 3 months old!)
To: ArGee
10 1. Start every answer with, "I know Senator Kerry isn't interested in facts, but..."
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posted on
09/28/2004 5:35:59 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(´´Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are our teeth for Liberty)
To: Hi Heels
Bush probably laughs at them too. Of course he does, he doesn't carry around extra baggage.
Even Laura has commented that if he commits one of his famous gaffes she kids him about it when he gets home. And she said that no one laughs harder at his grammatical miscues than he does.
Our President is human, and real America sees that in him. (as I know you do, Hi Heels).
Can you just imagine the tension in the air at Maison de Teresa if John Forged commits such an unforgivable atrocity as mispronouncing a word!
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posted on
09/28/2004 6:19:25 PM PDT
by
jla
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