Posted on 09/28/2004 11:04:57 AM PDT by FlyLow
From the September 27 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten George W. Bush Debate Strategies." Late Show home page: http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/
10. Ask the question, "We've never had a horse-faced President so why start now?"
9. Instead of witty retorts, have secret service wrestle Senator Kerry to the ground.
8. Use Kerry's long-winded answers to take much needed bathroom breaks.
7. Hope one of them hurricanes cancels the debate.
6. Instead of water, fill Kerry's mug with Red Bull and vodka.
5. Find time to work in joke prop -- giant waffle.
4. Moving his lips to pretend microphone isn't working.
3. Handle it same way he handled National Guard duty -- don't show up.
2. If Kerry makes a good point, distract him with some chaw spit in the eye.
1. Point out Senator Kerry's mispronunciation of the word "nucular."
Not bad although the NG joke is rather weak.
>>4. Moving his lips to pretend microphone isn't working. <<
HHAHHAHAHHAHHAA
I can let down my partisan defensiveness and concede that some of these are pretty funny. At least they took pot shots at both candidates, rather than just Bush.
That's actually sorta witty. :)
In response to #5...
Someone please post the bunny w/ the waffle on it's head pic.
It cracks me up every time, I need some relief here @ work!
Well, Letterman IS on cBS...
Dude, you forgot to have sKerry say, "Are you questioning my patriotism?"
HAHahahaah.... *choke* we're not suppose to laugh......hhhahahahaha... That one was GREAT. hhaahhaa......
Bush probably laughs at them too.
Sorry but its a pancake
Oh, I'd question Kerry's patriotism...if I thought for a moment he had any.
Bummer. Can you post the pancake pic then?
I want to use it for my desktop @ work.
It was humerous!
It is funny but I dont have it sorry
Other than the last three, they're OK. No LOL lines here, though. Letterman just isn't funny. Neither are Leno and O'Brien, for that matter.
its just so funny!!...I wish he would do it HAHHAHAHAHAHA
All you need to do is Google image seach for "bunny pancake." you'll see plenty of them.
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