Posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by InfantryMarine
I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"
Note to the Prince of Boston:
Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.
By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?
Whatta Putz!
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ManWhore alert
FOX News showed a clip of Kerry and his lips were so white in contrast to his faux dark skin,
I thought he was channeling Al Jolson.
sKerry should not be allowed to reproduce. HE'S DOG-A$$ UGLY. They must've tied a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
This Christmas season Bush can also light the "National Face"
That must have been some touch football game.
The latest story is that Kerry was planning to attend the Syracuse football game this weekend. And just wanted to seem like one of the guys.
AP Crawford, Texas. President Bush will appear in Black Face for Thursday's debate with Pumpkin Head Kerry. Bush will become our truly first "Black Face" President!
Maybe he overdosed on carrots.
That yellow stripe should be on his back.
Apparently this is the look the Kerry image team is shooting for for the debates.
They think it will fit in well with the Kerry program to slaughter human embryos for parts in medical experiments.
He looks bad. Furthermore, if he wanted to connect to Mr. and Mrs. Average Voter, he wouldn't prance around looking as if he'd just spent two weeks in Hawaii. He'd sport a bandaid from fixing something around the house and smacking his thumb with the hammer, something like that. Kerry just doesn't get it.
Oh, so this is one of those fake tans. I thought maybe Kerry had rubbed an orange marker all over himself.
LOL When I read your comment, I had a mental image of Kerry trying to cover up that problem with lipstick. Bright red lipstick.
What a hoot!
In hindsight, it was sort of inevitable
that Kerry would turn...to...the Dark Side.
Just for you...
Need a laff-riot?
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