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Kerry On Orange Alert! Preens With "ManTan" Treatment For Bush Encounter.

Posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by InfantryMarine

I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"

Note to the Prince of Boston:

Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.

By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?

Whatta Putz!

Click here: DRUDGE REPORT 2004®

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kerryredface; pumpkoamericans; redfacedkerry
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To: InfantryMarine

ManWhore alert


41 posted on 09/28/2004 9:57:46 AM PDT by tophat9000 ( “Old Yeller” Democrats is a Yellow Dog that has become Crazy & Rabid)
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To: InfantryMarine

FOX News showed a clip of Kerry and his lips were so white in contrast to his faux dark skin,
I thought he was channeling Al Jolson.


42 posted on 09/28/2004 9:58:12 AM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue ( Kerry to our troops-Throw down your arms and surrender !)
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To: Dallas59

sKerry should not be allowed to reproduce. HE'S DOG-A$$ UGLY. They must've tied a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.


43 posted on 09/28/2004 10:01:14 AM PDT by bicyclerepair
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To: Esther Ruth
Maybe during the holiday seasons he will turn green and red.

This Christmas season Bush can also light the "National Face"

44 posted on 09/28/2004 10:02:39 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: InfantryMarine

That must have been some touch football game.

The latest story is that Kerry was planning to attend the Syracuse football game this weekend. And just wanted to seem like one of the guys.

45 posted on 09/28/2004 10:04:20 AM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: tapatio

46 posted on 09/28/2004 10:04:25 AM PDT by MassExodus
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To: InfantryMarine

47 posted on 09/28/2004 10:04:39 AM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Merry

48 posted on 09/28/2004 10:05:56 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Heinz-Kerry: "The common man doesn't look at me as some rich witch.")
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To: InfantryMarine

AP Crawford, Texas. President Bush will appear in Black Face for Thursday's debate with Pumpkin Head Kerry. Bush will become our truly first "Black Face" President!


49 posted on 09/28/2004 10:06:49 AM PDT by Doc Savage
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To: InfantryMarine

Maybe he overdosed on carrots.


50 posted on 09/28/2004 10:07:43 AM PDT by vrwcagent0498 (Be afraid, Hillary. Be very afraid. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
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To: crushelits

That yellow stripe should be on his back.


51 posted on 09/28/2004 10:08:58 AM PDT by longfellow (You're either with US or from Hollywood! Ultimateamerican.com)
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To: InfantryMarine; NYer; Salvation

Apparently this is the look the Kerry image team is shooting for for the debates.

They think it will fit in well with the Kerry program to slaughter human embryos for parts in medical experiments.

52 posted on 09/28/2004 10:11:55 AM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: tapatio

He looks bad. Furthermore, if he wanted to connect to Mr. and Mrs. Average Voter, he wouldn't prance around looking as if he'd just spent two weeks in Hawaii. He'd sport a bandaid from fixing something around the house and smacking his thumb with the hammer, something like that. Kerry just doesn't get it.


53 posted on 09/28/2004 10:12:08 AM PDT by hershey
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To: tapatio

Oh, so this is one of those fake tans. I thought maybe Kerry had rubbed an orange marker all over himself.


54 posted on 09/28/2004 10:20:31 AM PDT by MEGoody (Flush the Johns - vote Bush/Cheney 04)
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To: Wild Irish Rogue
"FOX News showed a clip of Kerry and his lips were so white in contrast to his faux dark skin, I thought he was channeling Al Jolson."

LOL When I read your comment, I had a mental image of Kerry trying to cover up that problem with lipstick. Bright red lipstick.

What a hoot!

55 posted on 09/28/2004 10:27:15 AM PDT by MEGoody (Flush the Johns - vote Bush/Cheney 04)
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To: InfantryMarine; NYer; Salvation; Aquinasfan; kieron

In hindsight, it was sort of inevitable
that Kerry would turn...to...the Dark Side.

56 posted on 09/28/2004 10:30:27 AM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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57 posted on 09/28/2004 10:31:03 AM PDT by tapatio (Just an average American)
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To: Wild Irish Rogue
FOX News showed a clip of Kerry and his lips were so white in contrast to his faux dark skin, I thought he was channeling Al Jolson.

Just for you...


58 posted on 09/28/2004 10:32:32 AM PDT by bootyist-monk (<--------------------- Republican Attack Machine)
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To: bootyist-monk
Excellent.

59 posted on 09/28/2004 10:35:21 AM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: Happygal

Need a laff-riot?


60 posted on 09/28/2004 10:39:56 AM PDT by Tulsa Brian ("Yet, Freedom, yet thy banner, torn, but flying streams like the thunderstorm against the wind.")
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