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Drudge: Autumn Glow: Kerry Turning Orange' Skin Transition on Eve of Debate

Posted on 09/28/2004 6:43:42 AM PDT by jern


AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE





TOPICS: Front Page News; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: girlieman; houseboy; itistolaugh; keptman; kerry; kerryredfaced; manchuriancandidate; metrosexual; orange; orangekerry; redfacedkerry; spraytan; tookmantanpills; zombie
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To: snooker
That's what I thought, at first..........BUT this moron doesn't even have the "Brian Williams goggle marks"......could he be that stupid and not wear tanning bed goggles in order to achieve the perfect "all-over" tan???????
81 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:17 AM PDT by soozla ("I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure............"-John Kerry)
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To: jern

John Kerry is so multi-faceted!


82 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:26 AM PDT by RobFromGa (A desperate man is a dangerous man, and Kerry is getting desperate.)
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To: Chemist_Geek

83 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:27 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: jern

Way, way too much self-tanner.

He probably went into one of those booths where the tan is just "sprayed" on you.


84 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:29 AM PDT by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: Texas Mom

That's the latest rage...tanning salons are now offering a sprayed on tan....it lasts up 7 to 10 days....Im guessing that's what Kerry did.


85 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:39 AM PDT by mystery-ak (Mr Kerry, how did we ever get along without you?)
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To: Lil'freeper

That was my reaction. The color doesn't look natural at all.


86 posted on 09/28/2004 6:57:41 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (hoplophobia is a mental aberration rather than a mere attitude)
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To: Freepdonia
John Kerry, you get NOTHING!! You LOSE!! Good day sir!!!

LOL. You guys are killing me on this thread.

87 posted on 09/28/2004 6:58:00 AM PDT by Pete
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To: jern

It's an homage to diversity, orange being on the spectrum between red and yellow.


88 posted on 09/28/2004 6:58:06 AM PDT by mdefranc
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To: jern

I can see the opening exchange at the debate on Thursday as Kerry attempts to diffuse comments about his complexion.

Kerry: I'm tan from the sun

Bush: I'm George from the earth


89 posted on 09/28/2004 6:58:35 AM PDT by Mobties
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To: backinthefold

skerry doesn't do cheap. Remember he marries RICH. Does sort of look like a typical hollywood GIGILO tan though.


90 posted on 09/28/2004 6:58:42 AM PDT by marty60
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To: jern

Wow! I wonder which focus group came back with "Orange is the preferred hue for presidential candidates!"


91 posted on 09/28/2004 6:58:58 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Kerry lied while courageous veterans died.)
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To: RockinRight
He's changing colors for fall!

Yep, and it's only a matter of time before his face falls off..

92 posted on 09/28/2004 6:59:28 AM PDT by mikrofon (Probably around Nov. 2nd)
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To: marty60

LOL!

Looks like Lurch got a midnight moon-tan!

probably had Mortisha apply the moon screen lotion!


93 posted on 09/28/2004 6:59:33 AM PDT by Chewbacco (Well, if ribbons and medals are identical, then by his own admission he did throw away his medals!!)
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To: mdefranc

VERY GOOD!!!!


94 posted on 09/28/2004 6:59:38 AM PDT by marty60
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To: sarasotarepublican

No, I didn't mean it that way.

In one sense I agree. We need to know that the cancer is behind him. But I wouldn't hold it against him and more that I would against Rudy. Granted, Kerry has been less than forthcoming about his health (and other stuff).

What I meant was that, with all the PR about the dangers of skin cancer, AND with him being a cancer survivor, this sets a really bad example.


95 posted on 09/28/2004 6:59:44 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Please keep the temperature of this tagline above 68 degrees...)
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To: Lil'freeper

Yeah, that instant tan stuff can react very badly with Botox? Turns people a lovely shade of burnt orange!


96 posted on 09/28/2004 6:59:53 AM PDT by Barnstormer
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To: Quilla
Look at the lady in the denim shirt...
 
"Jeez... another flip flop, this time its skin color"
 

97 posted on 09/28/2004 6:59:55 AM PDT by backinthefold (tagline for rent till another witty one liner can be arraigned)
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To: pookie18

Oh, pookie, you took my line LOL!

But still, Kerry's orange skin, yellow streak, and black soul - I'd say he's on his way to being a veritable metrosexual rainbow.


98 posted on 09/28/2004 7:00:25 AM PDT by LibSnubber (liberal democrats ARE domestic terrorists)
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To: Quilla
I wonder how long it takes for a spray on or otherwise artificial tan to wear off.

I don't think it will wear off by Thursday's debate

99 posted on 09/28/2004 7:00:34 AM PDT by Mo1 (Why is the MSM calling the Vietnam Vets and POW's a suspected group??)
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To: Lil'freeper
Not even that good. I think it's


100 posted on 09/28/2004 7:00:35 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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