As long as we're on the TV commercial theme, I suppose things could have been worse between Matt and Karen.
"Please ship W to lala land."
"Matt, that's a state of mind."
"Alright then, send him to Cloud Nine."
"Sir, that's a fictional place."
"Well, why don't we ship the President to boogy town?"
"Matt, that's a song."
THANK YOU for the good laugh--very clever! And also for reporting from the "trenches"--which can get full of some very stinky stuff at times. Here's to your strong stomach, and wonderful wit!