Posted on 09/27/2004 7:54:55 PM PDT by LaDivaLoca
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ROBOT BARTENDER
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation.
So a man enters the bar, orders a drink, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." But he decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, and so on.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50."
And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?"
LOL...MUD
BTW...Lib'rals are DUMB!!
hugs, duckie/sw
War in Ancient India and chow with Tonk ~ Bump!
How true. I told someone I had to be a home nurse for the dog, and they looked at me like, "You have got to be joking". That poodle is like a person. She has lost most of her hearing now, but we had to spell words like: ride, ma & pa, and especially doctor. She hates going to the vet.
Canteen thread idea there -- thanks USMCobra!!
Oh man Gummy - that one needed a hanky alert!! What a woman SHE is - God bless that family!!!
Whoa breaking news off Arab TV Station Al Jabezza Fox news reporting that those two Italian hostages were release just now according to sources
Also another report off Interfax remember Forbes reporter who got whack in Moscow well now report is that Moscow cops busted it two guys who connect to Chechen miltary cell who whack him
According to sources this guy work on story if AL Quada connect to Chechens I think he ran into wrong crowd
Also NY Post reporting CBS is freaking out last Sunday 60 minutes got lowest rating ever in history and CBS evening news with Internt fav liar Dan Rather is still tanking
Get this Raiders vs Bucs game beat 60 minutes
OUCH
Awwww!! Congrats to them and Godspeed as well!!
Great news! But so many houses missing, and damaged. What a mess.
I'm gonna run grab lunch. I promised the kids Quizno's but we finished our errands early and they weren't open yet, so I'm running out again!! See ya'll in a bit!! HUGS!
At least the bridge was still standing!! :o)
Fly the Flag Proudly for these young men and their comrades in arms, and harm's way.
Flag Etiquette
1 - The flag should always be...
*To the right of other flags
*To the right in crossed flags (staff in front)
*To the right of a platform
*To the right of the audience - if it is not on the platform
2 - Always salute the flag...
*As it goes by in a parade
*As it is being raised or lowered
*When singing "The Star-Spangled Banner"
*When saying the Pledge of Allegiance
3 - To salute the flag...
*Stand at attention.
Place your right hand over your heart.
Men wearing hats remove their hats with the right hand
and place them over the heart, toward the left shoulder.
People in the armed services salute the flag as they would an officer.
4 - Always raise the flag briskly and lower it slowly.
*Be sure it is free to hang loose and not tangled in the rope.
5 - Always hang the flag so that the end nearest the union (the blue field) is attached securely but the rest of the flag is loose and free.
6 - Always put the union near the top when the flag is flown vertically or north if it is flown horizontally to the ground. (An upside-down flag means a serious emergency.)
7 - Keep the flag folded properly when it is not displayed. fold it double, then make triangular folds starting from the striped end.
8 - Never let the flag touch the ground!
9 - Never use the flag for any other purpose than to represent our country. Never use it to cover objects, decorate objects or clothing, or to carry things.
10 - Display the flag only in good weather, unless it is an all-weather flag. If displayed at night, it must have a spotlight shining on it.
11 - If a flag becomes unusable, it should be burned by itself in a separate container in a dignified manner.
How do you post graphics and pictures in the posts?
I did get the song Star. Ma was able to post it for me.
How are you and the family? Hope everything is going as planned!
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Thanks Gummy, this may sound stupid, but what do I do with the code? I am totally inept on a computer.
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