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I am telling all y'all, this is SA * BO * TAGE!!! - No, this is a ZOT!

Posted on 09/27/2004 5:13:45 PM PDT by infidel_fidelis

T minus Two d, twenty-three h, fifty-five m, and, bah-dumph, the Commander-in-chief shall meet his constitutionally-sanctioned would-be assassin (with a ballot-paper). And, the location of this rendezvous shall be... The University of Miami (Fla.), in Coral Gables, and the chancellor of this school is, indeed, Donna Shalala: Arabiac (she's Lebanese), Clintonista (one of three cabinet loyalists, having served eight years consecutive in the same posting; the vile Janet Reno, and big-government liberal education secretary, Richard Riley, were the others), and (obviously) a liberal. Consequently, we shall know, if events unforeseen untrack the President, as well are used by the challenger to foment a robust, but illusory, advantage, one thing: the gig is fixed. Fixed like a Don King organized prize-fight (with apologies to the newly-minted Republican, but, you have to admit, his professional choices are a bit dodgy).

So, let it ring out: Ms Shalala has it in for George W. Bush. Mark those words. This debate season is biased -- and it hasn't even started yet.

(Now we know why Bartlett, Racicot, and Rove were so keen to delineate so much the parlay at these events. Thirty-two pages was not excessive....)


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To: Fiddlstix

You write like Firehat.

I love it!


61 posted on 09/27/2004 6:15:01 PM PDT by FrogMom
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To: infidel_fidelis

Loopy

"Don't try to understand Loopy's messages - they will forever remain opaque to all but himself. Loopy is easily aroused and exuberant in battle and fearlessly flings himself at any Warrior - even Kung-Fu Master. Loopy's main weapons consist of a disarming array of nonsequiturs, tautologies, and bizarre metaphors, which can often gain him an advantage in the initial stages of an attack. Combatants very quickly realize, however, that Loopy is a certifiable nut case and generally avoid further engagement, although Jerk and Evil Clown sometimes egg Loopy on for their own amusement. CAUTION: Loopy cannot be defeated with conventional weapons. Any response to his attacks will often provoke a fusillade of incoherent messages. HINT: If ignored, Loopy will continue to clatter and foam until Nanny removes him from the discussion forum."

62 posted on 09/27/2004 6:15:40 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear (Goodbye and hello, as always)
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To: Incorrigible
love that images section in google
63 posted on 09/27/2004 6:18:25 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: infidel_fidelis

64 posted on 09/27/2004 6:20:11 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: infidel_fidelis

Do you have a point? Other than the one on your head, that is...


65 posted on 09/27/2004 6:20:26 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Debate THIS, Lurch!)
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To: FrogMom
You write like Firehat.

Thank You!
I've been trying to remember who I copied that from.
(Age catching up with me, ya know)

(Several FReepers copied it also and post it from time to time)

66 posted on 09/27/2004 6:22:51 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: ChadGore

67 posted on 09/27/2004 6:23:22 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (President Kerry - - there, scared ya didn't I?)
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To: infidel_fidelis

You are what is wrong with America.
I suggest you be used as solar shielding for orbital satellites.


68 posted on 09/27/2004 6:24:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Liberalism is political domestic abuse.)
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To: eyespysomething

LOL!


69 posted on 09/27/2004 6:28:00 PM PDT by Semaphore Heathcliffe
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To: infidel_fidelis

70 posted on 09/27/2004 6:29:20 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberalism is a Hate Crime-Liberate America from the occupation media!)
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To: infidel_fidelis

What the?


71 posted on 09/27/2004 6:31:05 PM PDT by kimchi lover (When will the left learn that Bush is NOT the enemy?)
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To: grellis
This one seems appropriate.


72 posted on 09/27/2004 6:33:03 PM PDT by agrace
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To: infidel_fidelis

Dude, we told you the brown acid was bad, man.


73 posted on 09/27/2004 6:33:07 PM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: infidel_fidelis

What is your problem? Did mommy take away your Tinker Toys [TM] as punishment because you refused to eat your Kerried crow at dinner tonight? Did your journalism professor send you here on assignment as a disruptor? Are you a TV news intern attempting to pad your resume?


74 posted on 09/27/2004 6:34:57 PM PDT by ngc6656
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To: infidel_fidelis

LUNCH!!!
75 posted on 09/27/2004 6:36:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (DU, proof that the body continues after brain death)
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To: dubyaismypresident

See post #13.


76 posted on 09/27/2004 6:37:16 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (...and Freedom tastes of Reality)
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To: infidel_fidelis
I am:

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

77 posted on 09/27/2004 6:37:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (DU, proof that the body continues after brain death)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Click for message!!

78 posted on 09/27/2004 6:38:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (DU, proof that the body continues after brain death)
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To: DuncanWaring
See post #13.

Woops

79 posted on 09/27/2004 6:39:03 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Day 19, and the pajamahadeen still demands Dan Rather be fired)
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To: infidel_fidelis

80 posted on 09/27/2004 6:39:53 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (When candy bars are outlawed, only outlaws will have candy bars.)
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