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I am telling all y'all, this is SA * BO * TAGE!!! - No, this is a ZOT!

Posted on 09/27/2004 5:13:45 PM PDT by infidel_fidelis

T minus Two d, twenty-three h, fifty-five m, and, bah-dumph, the Commander-in-chief shall meet his constitutionally-sanctioned would-be assassin (with a ballot-paper). And, the location of this rendezvous shall be... The University of Miami (Fla.), in Coral Gables, and the chancellor of this school is, indeed, Donna Shalala: Arabiac (she's Lebanese), Clintonista (one of three cabinet loyalists, having served eight years consecutive in the same posting; the vile Janet Reno, and big-government liberal education secretary, Richard Riley, were the others), and (obviously) a liberal. Consequently, we shall know, if events unforeseen untrack the President, as well are used by the challenger to foment a robust, but illusory, advantage, one thing: the gig is fixed. Fixed like a Don King organized prize-fight (with apologies to the newly-minted Republican, but, you have to admit, his professional choices are a bit dodgy).

So, let it ring out: Ms Shalala has it in for George W. Bush. Mark those words. This debate season is biased -- and it hasn't even started yet.

(Now we know why Bartlett, Racicot, and Rove were so keen to delineate so much the parlay at these events. Thirty-two pages was not excessive....)


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1 posted on 09/27/2004 5:13:46 PM PDT by infidel_fidelis
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To: infidel_fidelis

I have no comment. I'm just posting to see if this thread lasts...


2 posted on 09/27/2004 5:14:41 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Please keep the temperature of this tagline above 68 degrees...)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Welcome to Free Republic.


3 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:04 PM PDT by Born Conservative (20 years of votes can tell you much more about a man than 20 weeks of campaign rhetoric-Zell Miller)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Me too.


4 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:16 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (Rick Nash will score 50 goals this season ( if there is a season)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Yo Quero Taco Bell


5 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:20 PM PDT by cmsgop ( Bong Hits, Fraggle Rock Reruns and DU is no way to go through Life.......... I)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Is it possible to pack so much stupidity into such a tiny brain?


6 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:22 PM PDT by Skooz (Prove I'm NOT Queen of the Space Unicorns.........)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Ditto.
7 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:35 PM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Huh? What is this?


8 posted on 09/27/2004 5:15:54 PM PDT by Angry Republican (“If in four years I don’t do what I say I’m going to do, then kick me out." -Melvin Bilal (R-MD))
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To: infidel_fidelis; Old Sarge; MeekOneGOP

9 posted on 09/27/2004 5:22:02 PM PDT by glock rocks ("Bush is playing chess, and Kerry is playing checkers." - Dick Morris)
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10 posted on 09/27/2004 5:24:58 PM PDT by Skooz (Prove I'm NOT Queen of the Space Unicorns.........)
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To: glock rocks

Nice horse. Is that you Kerry?


11 posted on 09/27/2004 5:26:07 PM PDT by snooker (French Fried Flip Flopper still Flouncing, be careful out there.)
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To: infidel_fidelis

Thanks for stopping by Dumba$$!! Now get your dumb a$$ out of here!

12 posted on 09/27/2004 5:27:01 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought."-Pope JPII)
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To: infidel_fidelis
I have no idea what you are talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head


13 posted on 09/27/2004 5:28:41 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Please quote me. I am an Unimpeachable Source.)
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To: snooker
Can't be sinister kerry......wrong end.......
14 posted on 09/27/2004 5:29:26 PM PDT by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: glock rocks
Wrong end of the horse.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

15 posted on 09/27/2004 5:31:17 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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16 posted on 09/27/2004 5:31:33 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham
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To: Corin Stormhands

ah ozone.....smells sweet....


17 posted on 09/27/2004 5:33:14 PM PDT by Sub-Driver (Unelect All NJ Politicians....)
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To: Skooz

This must be the tall horse I heard about today. Well, at least he was half right. He got the back half.


18 posted on 09/27/2004 5:33:17 PM PDT by blue-duncan
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To: Corin Stormhands
The thread will far outlast the troll, who has already gone the way of the dodo.

And now for something completely different...time for a tag line change!

19 posted on 09/27/2004 5:36:09 PM PDT by grellis (Quick, someone post a Python graphic!)
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To: Corin Stormhands

I think I lost brain cells reading that one.


20 posted on 09/27/2004 5:36:25 PM PDT by Route66 (America's Mainstreet)
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